Chris

This whole world is wild at heart and weird on top. All my heroes are villains.

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Members of the press, what the fuck?

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@washingtonpost Yeah okayyy cause I’m gonna believe the Jeff Bezos owned Washington Post

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@kiiitkatie Perfect Blue. Perfect cosplay for you

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@JordanUhl She’s literally Marla Hooch

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@HagenSnellBB He just can't close in NYC. He nibbles so much and hitters just wait for a pitch in the zone. Change up hasn’t been good so he’s always behind hitters and they take advantage

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@Andrew_FBB DeLauter will go off 2nd half

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@WardyNYM Short gets the start at 2nd so Ewing can move to 2nd and Taylor to OF with Bo at 3rd late in game

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@kiiitkatie Thank you 🖤

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@princessberpl Yay! You’re back

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@BladeoftheS Worked for AMC and most of the time showtimes that have no tickets sold still run. It’s already programmed in projector to run so mgmt is not going to make effort to cancel unless it’s the last showtime that drops and even then it would be a manual shutdown so why bother

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@michaelgbaron Stearns shit the bed at 1st. At the very least he coulda signed Paul Goldschmidt in offseason for half the price and years of Polanco.

Goldy showing some pop and can be relied to play solid defense

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@kassandraboss You’re so hot and you have good taste in movies, dream woman

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@DannyAbriano Six infield errors, Pete Alonso chants, Cubs rubbing in in their faces, 12 games under 500. How is Mendoza not fired today? A complete lack of accountability from this org

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@comfyknife If you’re ever in NYC I’ll take you to dinner and a show, maybe a playful jab or two

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@kenzie__xcx My coworker was like Before you got here I was the action movie guy. I was like dude you haven’t even seen The Raid, you don’t know action.

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@xanabon Bad Medicine by Bon Jovi the perfect example.

Hell I’ve seen dancers in LA shake it up to Soundgarden’s The Day I Tried To Live

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@the_moral_abc Very Kat Dennings vibe

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WOW First the Knicks win a chip and I got NYCC 4Day in under 5 mins. What a weekend

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@byejimbo Packing heat on and off the court 🔥

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@kassandraboss Damn it’s like the Cindy Crawford commercial🔥

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@Andrew_FBB Can’t trade Vinny P cause his value cratered so gotta hope he hits like 8 HRs in June