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[Brooke Johnson @BrookeJohnsonVO]

Not only am I freshly 22 BUT I ALSO BEAT CANCER THE DAY BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY!! YAY!

[☀️ @chrxstopherjmes]

Bring back 20 episodes per season for 30 minute long shows. How do you expect to tell a story in 8-9 30 minute episodes????

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

didn’t realize my bf was standing right behind me until i said out loud that i was really craving an apple and he goes “okay horse behavior!” unfortunately that spooked me pretty bad so i did kick him in the teeth

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Christopher Nolan didn’t have the balls to let the audience actually hear the siren’s song (Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado ft Timbaland)

[☀️ @chrxstopherjmes]

Dry bones in the back

[Halle @HalleBailey]

hate that i made you looove me ❤️🎸

[Princess A @cessadelove1]

Tomorrow is Monday. I walk into this new week with peace, no stress, no drama, no setbacks. Just back-to-back blessings and good news.

[jovan @ehjovan]

got the courage to ask my friend if she dumped her annoying boyfriend and she asked how i knew because she hasn’t told anyone yet, and i had to admit i was on venmo last week and clicked her name by mistake and noticed she hadnt sent him money for his steam games in 2 months

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I'm trying to figure out how we went from “go green” to AI data centers

[Gold🤍🌚 @GOLDBABYO]

My 13-year-old niece stopped going to basketball practice because one of the coaches kept offering to drive her home alone. Her mother thought she was being dramatic.

“He’s been coaching kids for years,” she said. “Why would he suddenly be a problem?”

My niece refused to explain. Then one Saturday, I picked her up from practice myself. The coach walked over to my car.

“You’re not her mom.”

“I’m her aunt.”

He smiled. “I usually take her home when her mom is busy.”

I looked at my niece. She immediately said, “No, you don’t.”

[𝓣𝓸𝓻𝓲 @noid3a_]

"Women are more emotional and tend to act less logically"

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It’s very craży that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline BUT we're allowing them to run our ENTIRE country.

[ph @batmadonna]

you better not be faggy bruce wayne when I get there

me asf

[☀️ @chrxstopherjmes]

Imma need those US dates ASAP please and thank uuu

[FLO @flolikethis]

#TherapyAtTheClubTour Japan tickets out now! 🪩💙🪩💙

https://t.co/UCTbwNyXBj

[☀️ @chrxstopherjmes]

I bought a matte privacy screen protector… it’s not matte and I cracked it putting it on

[☀️ @chrxstopherjmes]

@trashhboy420 Because you didn’t have a choice!!

[☀️ @chrxstopherjmes]

If you were a seasoning what would it be??

[☀️ @chrxstopherjmes]

I think a one time viewing was good enough

[☀️ @chrxstopherjmes]

I got IMAX and I got 70MM screens but not a combination of both 🫠 the odyssey will have to be a two time viewing