Chris

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[Chris @chrylarson]

Best lesson I ever learned was from my art teacher who taught me to see the negative space, what's happening in the in-between?

[Chris @chrylarson]

We the people are upset.

[Chris @chrylarson]

@maiab Good agents are generally correct about market situations. Trust them and worry about more important things. Take the highest offer that you think can actually pay. Pre-approved doesn't mean approved.

[Chris @chrylarson]

@experimatt yes, but a few members would need to be working at my same company so we can shitpost through the quarterly all-hands meeting. 😂

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

If someone were recruiting me to work "long hours at high intensity," the natural question for me to ask is "what's my upside?"

Because if I'm willing to work those hours and sacrifice my personal life on the altar of capitalism, why not build my own thing instead?

[Chris @chrylarson]

@toddhgardner What's hive?

[Chris @chrylarson]

@benwerd @maiab @alex In Minnesota the fire departments will help you with car seat fitting.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Idk man, last time he was here this platform was used to incite an insurrection, multiple people died, the Vice President of the United States was nearly assassinated, and hundreds were injured but I guess that’s not enough for you to answer the question. Twitter poll it is

[Chris @chrylarson]

@d_feldman so if you flew to the 2PM meeting, you can't get reimbursed now?

[Chris @chrylarson]

I was relying on the parental controls timer to let us know when to stop building our Minecraft palaces, but Nintendo doesn’t know about daylight savings so the kids stayed up an hour too late. I’m going to pay for this tomorrow.

[👩‍💻 Paige Bailey @DynamicWebPaige]

"Never attribute to malice, conspiracy, or political-masterminding that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

What an honor! Thrilled to be endorsed by @GovJVentura. 

I'm committed to being a governor for all Minnesotans, and I’ll work with anyone who’s willing to work with me to get things done.

Thank you, Jesse, for taking the unprecedented step to cast your independent vote for me!

[Chris @chrylarson]

@QuinnyPig Only MS uses Azure and any SaaS company signing a contract with MS moves MS’s account to Azure… so MS is announcing it’ll be cutting its own spending.

[Chris @chrylarson]

@tikhonjelvis Haha, this is a rare thing. I’ve worked on two teams like this both at engineer/scientist lead companies - retail forget it.

[Chris @chrylarson]

Someone in my neighborhood complained to the county that their neighbor's political signs were too close to the street and they needed to be removed.
The county's response was to remove ALL political signs from ALL parties within 30ft of the road for the whole 2 mile stretch. 🤣

[Chris @chrylarson]

@d_feldman Housing prices are weird.
A house near me sold for $850k and now, 2 yrs later they are listing for $1.2M with no improvements. All they did was dirty the toilets and burn things in the oven, but magically $300k of value was added.

[Chris @chrylarson]

@ivanstegic I just upgraded. The photo is taken with my first replacement iPhone in 6 years.

[Chris @chrylarson]

I’ve had the same phone for 6 years!
I love my SE!

[Chris @chrylarson]

@elchefe 0% but we have these tech debt tickets we put in each sprint because it’s the right thing to do. They just get returned to the backlog or more often closed “magical” edge case that won’t happen again.