Christina

[Christina @chrysg19]

me after biting into a hot pocket as soon as it comes out of the microwave

[Paris Hilton @ParisHilton]

that’s hot

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Optometrists right now…

[b. @oc3ansluut]

Christmas is way prettier when you have astigmatism.

[delia @delia_cai]

life with astigmatism is more romantic because every light is a twinkle light

[Christina @chrysg19]

@wolokat Awww 🥺🥺

[matt danger @FlimfloomNFT]

these guys ar e my guardian angels

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Me at the optometrist

[dee ❀⋆.ೃ࿔ @forprentiss]

me: i'm busy, i have so much to do

also me:

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

founder of costco: [drunk as hell] it’s gonna have hot dogs and optometrists

[Tati @bossedupyati]

First 2 drinks don’t count if u have anxiety, they just turn u into a normal person

[Christina @chrysg19]

@elonmusk @tacobell can we get frito burrito back pls 🥺💗 America has not been the same since

[Victoria Paris @VictoriaParis]

If someone doesn’t like your taste, your clothes, or even you I wouldn’t take it personally. The majority of people have shitty taste. Stop trying to make yourself more palatable for people who want simple.

[Jxmmi 🐌 @Jxmmi]

I ain’t even my best me yet

[Seton Hall Men's Basketball @SetonHallMBB]

𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞! 🏠

Welcome back to South Orange, @CoachSha10!

🔗 https://t.co/mJXgwTVj5L

#HALLin 🔵⚪️

[Ukraine / Україна @Ukraine]

‘Keep fighting — you are sure to win’

Taras Shevchenko, Ukraine’s greatest poet, gave us this blessing. Today marks 208 years since he was born.

We keep fighting, Taras. And we are sure to win ✊🇺🇦

[Sam Youngman @samyoungman]

The more I’m learning about Ukrainians the more I’m having a hard time understanding why anyone would ever fuck with them.

[GL @gldivittorio]

You can’t be sad if you just keep cleaning different parts of your apartment

[Christina @chrysg19]

natural selection for the picky eaters

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Everyone Panic - We Could Be Looking at a Chicken Tender Extinction Because of a Worldwide Shortage https://t.co/ys20O3Tjgg

[Christina @chrysg19]

@wolokat trynna be a famous optometrist 🤓