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[chrystal @chrystallopez03]

To my #1 podcast of 2021, @myfavmurder: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/wKtq8qQV34

[chrystal @chrystallopez03]

@jasonmoore can you send me a link to the @DeAndreHopkins celebration theme song y’all play on the podcast? Much appreciated 🙏🏼🙏🏼

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@Wyoming_DEQ y’all need to get control of the contractor at Aztec Construction doing work on DellRange Blvd. air quality control is NOT happening.

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@UHaul_Cares ...every time they are mentioned, the darth vader music should go off. Absolutely worst move EVER.

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@mags_tray @amberveehill I second on the crying. Just bitch cry. In the bath. With a glass of wine.

[chrystal @chrystallopez03]

“You got corona? Nah man I have bud light”

[chrystal @chrystallopez03]

Me: *tries to tell joke*
TC’s response: “you have a giant eye crusty”

[chrystal @chrystallopez03]

If @HelloFresh hires dietitians...theyll be the first place I’m applying to after graduation. #obsessed

[chrystal @chrystallopez03]

“Oh that’s the girl from that pirate show!..uh....”Pirates”. -Tucker 2019

[chrystal @chrystallopez03]

Does Twitter have a Twitter ?

[chrystal @chrystallopez03]

Quitting my shit job and finding a fulfilling one was the most self respecting thing I did in 2018. #thankunext #MovingForward

[chrystal @chrystallopez03]

@CamilleAllsop @amazon A part * #english

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@CamilleAllsop @amazon Hey girl. That happened to me too, it’s actually apart of your account settings. If you go into the account settings there should be a shipping/delivery option! Hope that helps :)

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@mmschocolate Well, get there. 😢

[chrystal @chrystallopez03]

@mmschocolate where you at with the sugar free mms?? #desperate

[chrystal @chrystallopez03]

“I wish I could go back in time and not sniff them drawers” -@itsTHCyo

[chrystal @chrystallopez03]

“Gimme a fuckn schbiel, bitch” - @itsTHCyo

[chrystal @chrystallopez03]

@tric22 Relatable af

[chrystal @chrystallopez03]

The best present is being present.