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[sim 🇧🇷🇲🇽🇸🇳🇫🇷🇭🇹 @simscircuit]

INCREDIBLE ARABIC COMMENTARY ON LEWIS HAMILTON'S FINAL LAP TO THE WIN.

THIS IS POETRY. READ THE SUBTITLES!!

[video & translation by @landorablee]

[reiu @rriuette]

Paimon's notes

[Kuro @KuroshiroX]

My first Aether sketch! Snezhnaya ready❄️

[Shuri (💛⚔️ X 🗝,🌑,💧,🦾) @Shurinaii]

Day 39 of making a dynamic for all of my ships #GenshinImpact #Aether #Yelan #Aelan #ShuriDynamics

[Genshin Impact @GenshinImpact]

Happy Birthday, Shenhe!
#GenshinImpact #Shenhe

You are saying... that if one writes their wish upon a strip of red silk and hangs it from a tree branch on the day of their birth, that wish may be fulfilled?
Is it truly so efficacious?
I see... Since you have invited me with such sincerity, I suppose I could give it a try.
Should you also have a wish, you may entrust it to me. I can write it down with my own.

[goog @sog_goog]

merc family

[JackOffAllTraders @Huy30549928]

Sandrone when she's having a bad day

[Gacha Zone @Gacha_Zone]

March 7th in Astral League

[Orikron 🇵🇹 骆培思 @orikron]

China made burgers wider instead of taller. It's over

[Dr John B. @DrJohnB2]

Case of a 19 year-old woman experiencing significant breast hypertrophy starting 1 week after receiving the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine in September 2022.
"The patient initially reported tingling paresthesia in her breasts, followed by sudden bilateral growth which worsened after receiving the second vaccine dose. Over 6 months, her breast size increased from a B cup to a triple G."
-> https://t.co/MrU2DRCsuV

"The association between the COVID-19 vaccine, PASH, and breast hypertrophy warrants further investigation to comprehend the spectrum of reactions to the vaccine."

[Lughost 🔞 @Lughostin]

Brazilian Sadako !

[Bern 🎡 @wxsplushies]

Better with melanin

[Genshin Impact @GenshinImpact]

#Xilonen — Ardent Flames Forge the Soul
Nanatzcayan Smith
#GenshinImpact #NatlanImpact

Xilonen's skill with the forge is renowned throughout Natlan.
Many come from far and wide to pay homage to her superb skill. Some hope to commission her to forge them weapons, while others only seek to see the visage of this great smith, such that they might have information of great interest to talk about.
But Xilonen couldn't care less about what all her customers are thinking. No matter what kind of ridiculous, fancy titles others give her, before all the honors and accolades, she is first and foremost an artisan. All she need do is refine the ore, and surely and steadfastly hammer it into its final shape one blow at a time, in accordance with the customer's requirements.
Reputation will not strengthen the blows of her hammer upon the anvil, nor will slander cool the coals of her furnace.
However, when a customer steps into her workshop, it is not the heat of the furnace that welcomes them, but rather a long form filled with blanks needing to be filled in.
"I'm happy to take the commission. But first, we need to iron out the details."
"Effective communication means efficient work. Come on, let's talk about just what you want."

[Genshin Impact @GenshinImpact]

#GenshinImpact #Xilonen #NatlanImpact
"Hey there, Xilonen! So, about the sunglasses you made me last time... Got a couple of details I'd like to adjust, especially with the temple tip patterning... Hmm? Where'd she go? It's not even time for her lunch break yet... Hey! Xilonen! You there? C'mon, let's go over the particulars of the glasses manufacturing process again—"
—Thus exclaimed Mavuika at a high volume in front of Xilonen's workshop

◆ Xilonen
◆ Ardent Flames Forge the Soul
◆ Nanatzcayan Smith
◆ Vision: Geo
◆ Constellation: Panthera Ocelota

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

hey girl are you from new england? because you have massivehugetits. (which sorta sounds like massachusetts) (i think in real life this would work)

[Genshin Impact @GenshinImpact]

Happy Birthday, #Yoimiya! #GenshinImpact

Check this out! Here's the new Crackling Wish-Granting Firework that I've been working on.
Once you light it up and hold it in your hand like this, just close your eyes and start making wishes!
Does it work? Hmm, I hope it's more promising than wishing on a shooting star, hehe~
Any other kinds of fireworks you wanna try out? I've got ones that can light up the sky, burst on the ground, and even sparkle in the water, you name it!

Want to see more videos and GIFs of Yoimiya? Hurry over to Genshin Impact's TikTok account to watch them together! https://t.co/seVwVZSOEi

[Genshin Impact @GenshinImpact]

#Clorinde: Candlebearer, Shadowhunter
Champion Duelist #GenshinImpact

Disputes are a Mora a dozen in Fontaine, day in and day out.
A playwright might accuse a fanatical reader of imitating their style and taking up a pen name too close to their own, to the point that even the newspapers could not distinguish the genuine article. A merchant might accuse a colleague of targeted, malicious, cutthroat competition, of not only constantly adjusting their prices, but of intentionally setting up shop directly opposite them...
Ordinary disputes can be settled by Gardes rushing onto the scene, but there are always a minority of claimants who, thinking themselves most clever in their ulterior intent, will obstinately press for court proceedings just to get their name out there — and if their duel applications were to be approved, they might be famous indeed!
However, if some well-meaning neighbor were to tell them: "I've heard that the most recently rostered Champion Duelist is Miss Clorinde..."
These same clever folk would almost instantly be deflated of all their arrogant airs, like a Violetgold Angler Gull caught by the neck, and cease such prattle altogether.
For all are well-acquainted with the name of the "mightiest" Champion Duelist.
Beneath her blade, all despicable deeds that aim to capitalize on mere fortune under the guise of decency will show their true colors — and she has never once known defeat in a duel.
"...Ahem. Oh, uh... I suppose there's no need to go that far, is there?
So does a clever person, very nearly hoisted by their own petard, flee the scene.
And thus is another such altercation, undercut by ulteriority, discreetly dissipated.

[Genshin Impact @GenshinImpact]

"...Word to the wise, friend. The evidence against you is irrefutable. If you want to uphold your honor, atonement is an option. You could still do much good... There's no need to resort to a duel. I mean, your opponent is #Clorinde. *That* Clorinde, you hear? Oh, for the love of the Fountain of Lucine... If you go up against her, you'll wind up without even the strength to confess your crimes!" #GenshinImpact
— A sincere letter that a certain wealthy merchant who had pleaded "Not Guilty" received on the eve of a duel.

◆ Name: Clorinde
◆ Title: Candlebearer, Shadowhunter
◆ Champion Duelist
◆ Vision: Electro
◆ Constellation: Rapperia