Charleston Chew

Fine wine and cheap beer connoisseur. Recovering Philly dickhead

[Charleston Chew @CHS_Philly]

@ParmaJawnCheese He better watch out for any big walls

[Charleston Chew @CHS_Philly]

Water ice martinis are just Sgroppino’s without Prosecco. Some South Philly Dego (speaking as one) finally saved enough money to go to Venice and came back “cultured”

[bea @beaformanwrites]

OUT: soft serve margs
IN: water ice martinis

Invented at Saloon in South Philly in the early 2000s, the signature drink has broken containment this summer with dupes down the shore and elsewhere in Philly.

🎁 in the comments for where to find them!

[Charleston Chew @CHS_Philly]

Every single team across every single sport could say this. But you don’t say it out loud into a microphone

[Dan Silver @dsilver88]

“There’s a chance, and a good chance that we take a little bit of a step back this year and we are ready for that, but I’m excited where this young group of guys are going.”

Don’t love the first part of that comment

[Charleston Chew @CHS_Philly]

@LesBowen That’s a weird thing to have an issue with

[Charleston Chew @CHS_Philly]

Sunday night pulled pork

[Charleston Chew @CHS_Philly]

There is no universe where this man should be allowed to hit DOD

[Riggs @RiggsBarstool]

Quick update on the golf game

[Charleston Chew @CHS_Philly]

@WillWashington Get a bottle of Jameson and drop a couple of cut up bananas in. Let it infuse for several days and then strain it. Best shot out there, and makes killer cocktails

[Charleston Chew @CHS_Philly]

@traderjoeslut Purity 51 for the vodka, the single best bottle you’ll find for under $35. And Arette for the tequila, no additives whatsoever and super smooth. Both are much better than the Tito’s/Absolut/Casamigos and DJ everyone is going to suggest

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Odell Beckham & JuJu Smith Schuster in the Giants locker room pregame while Jaxson Dart is writing 45/47 on his cleats and Cam Skatebo is in the corner eating a seat cushion

[Charleston Chew @CHS_Philly]

Who said meal prep had to be boring

[Charleston Chew @CHS_Philly]

@espn is out here writing puff pieces for a man that was sued by over two dozen women for sexual assault. Journalistic integrity no longer exists in the media

[Jeremy Fowler @JFowlerESPN]

Deshaun Watson holds no ill will toward Cleveland despite rocky tenure, believes Todd Monken’s offense can bring out his best.

More from our story with @DanielOyefusi on why Browns giving Watson another QB1 shot https://t.co/d3trsyx0Ii

[Charleston Chew @CHS_Philly]

@JeffEisenband You’re not wrong at all. I grew up playing competitive golf on all of the Philly/Jersey courses. When I moved to South Carolina I was amazed at how quickly my handicap dropped. It’s a totally different style of game, and it’s a lot more challenging in the Northeast

[Charleston Chew @CHS_Philly]

Blaming a course for long rounds is such a lame move for a pro golfer. One of the beautiful things about golf is the fact that it’s the only sport where your arena changes every time you play. 4:30 isn’t a recommendation, it’s a requirement. Up to you to adapt or be penalized

[Cameron Jourdan @Cam_Jourdan]

Chris Gotterup was asked whether the setup at Aronimink was "unfair." Gave a great answer.

"So is it unfair, probably not. But is it going to make the round slow, yeah.

"I don't think it's unfair by any stretch of the imagination, but you're not going to get any 4-1/2 hour rounds out here if that's what they, if that's what's going to happen. So, unfair, no, but, you know, tough to make birdies."

[Charleston Chew @CHS_Philly]

What’s that old saying?

No one hates Philly players more than the media. No one hates the media more than the fans.

Pathetic that this is the quote tweeted from his Press Conference

[Ashlyn Sullivan @ashlynrsullivan]

"No comments"

Matvei Michkov's response to how he would look at this Flyers season.

[Charleston Chew @CHS_Philly]

@FanaticsBook Edgecomb 2+, and PG 4+ 3’s, Maxey 25+ and Brunson 25+

[Charleston Chew @CHS_Philly]

Fight Philly. Fight Each Other. That’s my main take away from these

[SPORTSRADIO 94WIP @SportsRadioWIP]

Tonight’s Sixers Game 3 t-shirt giveaway.

(via @MrUram)

[Charleston Chew @CHS_Philly]

I can’t wait to buy the knock off World Cup gear from all of the roadside stands in Philly

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

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Own a piece of historyBe one of the firsts to own one of the limited FIFA World Cup 2026™ Host City jerseys. These collector-exclusives honor the bold cultures that make these cities legendary.

Own a piece of historyBe one of the firsts to own one of the limited FIFA World Cup 2026™ Host City jerseys. These collector-exclusives honor the bold cultures that make these cities legendary.

Own a piece of history.

[Charleston Chew @CHS_Philly]

@FlyersNation You clearly weren’t there for game 6 against Chicago. That place was haunting when Kane scored

[Charleston Chew @CHS_Philly]

I’m proud as hell of this team. They accomplished a hell of a lot more than what was ever believed possible this year. But it’s time to hit the drawing board and add the right pieces around this young core. Fix the glaring issues, and build for continued runs

[Charleston Chew @CHS_Philly]

Someone at the game needs to take one for the team and drop this motherfucker

[PuckEmpire @puckempire]

The second game of convicted rapist Ben Johnson's tour will be tonight in Philadelphia.

In 2016, Ben Johnson was convicted for raping a "near comatose" 16 year old girl until she bled.