Dear SRO McKinnon (@DeputyRyanMcK), I must turn myself in for breaking your "strictly enforced" speed limit. I saw a leaf blowing in the wind & felt an uncontrollable urge to chase it. As George Clinton would say "It's just the dog in me, baby". I am sorry. Please go easy on me.
Just helping Officer McKinnon patrol the pickup line. Please follow the rules so we keep everyone safe & also, so I don't have to bark at you! πΆπ