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founded four by three | forbes u30 | @fbtcomedy | co-EP of the Netflix #1 project @calladitafilm 🎥 dad to 👧👧👧 | owner - NK Tabor Sežana + TLH Reckoning ⚽️

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whois Chase Crawford // a 🧵

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@McFranchisee @McDonalds Bring back PlayPlace Mickey D’s!!

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@kornbuilds Move on…

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@bink_cards @Topps @CardPurchaser If you pull a big, slightly damaged card in the future… Will you sell and keep it kicking or hunt down Topps for a replacement?

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@spencerpratt Not a coincidence at all 😵‍💫

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If this photo smelled, it would smell like human piss 🤢

I’ve been out to LA 20+ times since 2013

Bringing my friends out to see the city I love post-2020 has been impossible to do.

I have been spat on while walking and stolen from in the 6 months of time I’ve been there the past decade.

Why anyone without a trust fund would live there is beyond me…

Saddest part is at one point in my life, I was very close to accepting a job with IMAX and moving to this hell hole 😮‍💨

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@ZackMorrison18 How many UFC champions were guests in the past 12 months? What about Survivor? Or Yellowstone?

Nothing like the rotating guest schedule of Robert De Niro, Pete Buttigieg, Paul Rudd, Rachel Maddow, and Jon Stewart promoting their non-CBS projects.

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@AndresR030105 @stephuf15 @AllKindsWeather It’s impossible to spin the truth, Andres… You can yell as much as you want at a sporting event. You can not hit another person if it’s pissing you off.

Please relay this message to the Boomer that got booted because they reacted like a 2 year old.

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@horrormuseum Social media turned Late Night TV into filler content

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@factpostnews I don’t think CBS needed to be influenced to cancel a show losing $40M/year…

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@thestustustudio @jdotxbt Ridiculous

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@sharontharp Jury was bitter for real…

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Not Jeff spoiling the fire making challenge 😂 #Survivor50

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One weekend you’re watching an absolute slug fest with Strickland and Van taking home belts. The next weekend you’re watching fighters a decade past their prime fight in front of (maybe) 10,000 people… Carano stood no chance and cashed her check via Quickest Method in 17 seconds.

Overall: 3/10

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#RouseyCarano is the shortest Main Event I’ve seen since @JoseCanseco took a knee vs. @Billyhottakes at @roughnrowdy 🥊😂

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@PrazMaster Real ones know that Sox players live in Gary, IN

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@DiceElDani he also washed so… there’s that.

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What a privilege it is to be able to capture 🎥/📸 for @TheRealJeffRuby during the Derby 🐎

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@MichaelAvenatti Vrabel & Russini brought this on themselves… They’re two nasty people who deserve to lose everything…

Hopefully the family they’ve humiliated through this can distance themselves from the wreckage.

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@jbillinson @moffdece Cincinnati mentioned

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From @churchilldowns to our restaurant, we had a front-row seat to history—watching @reredevaux become the first female trainer to win the @KentuckyDerby.

A weekend made even more meaningful by the jockeys who wear our name and feel like family.

@TheRealJeffRuby