Claudia Simone

[felix 🥷🏻 @xendiagram1]

@IlliniMBB your crowd seems super quiet after half

#huskies

[Claudia Simone @chsimone1218]

Meow meow meow meow sprinkle baby sprinkle

[emma @t0tallyh0t]

us: we want justin bieber
usher:

[luke @LDisapio]

@chsimone1218 Danny darts

[Claudia Simone @chsimone1218]

5-1

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

salami tastes best when you're eating it right in front of the fridge with the door still open and everything

[Leon Lush @LeonLush]

wtf is this I’m obsessed

[Claudia Simone @chsimone1218]

I think that if everyone took one bath a day, the world would ultimately be a better place. Thank you.

[Claudia Simone @chsimone1218]

Wife Swap is unmatched

[Brandon Jacobs @BrandonJacobs27]

@Giants I am ready. I am ready to hit sack any QB out there.

[Claudia Simone @chsimone1218]

No, yes, let’s all slam on our breaks while passing a cop who has someone pulled over. That is an excellent idea!!!

[Claudia Simone @chsimone1218]

had to be there

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

The first BBQ out of quarantine.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Let me settle this once and for all. The pizza capital of the United States is New Haven Ct. Anybody who says otherwise is wrong.

[☭ @revoltandestroy]

Why the fuck are we paying taxes if we get literally NOTHING in return

[Claudia Simone @chsimone1218]

Kanye<3

[Claudia Simone @chsimone1218]

jury duty, jury duty, jury duty, blackmail