Centennial High

Stop screenshotting my tweets and putting them on reddit to get famous.
Without putting my full handle on there. Faggots.

[Centennial High @CHSOfficialV2]

I'm a student at centennial, and this isn't their official twitter. I just hate the school with the passion of a fat guy at a buffet.

[Centennial High @CHSOfficialV2]

@ifflvnd Cause odds are it's one of the 3 pictures in our camera roll with our face in it

[Centennial High @CHSOfficialV2]

@decentclarinet Sorry I had something on my mind for less than 5 minutes? Like damn not like I've spent every second of that year thinking about it.

[Centennial High @CHSOfficialV2]

Lmao yall seriously reporting a tweet that's like 3 months old on an inactive account

Childish

[Centennial High @CHSOfficialV2]

@realDonaldTrump M8 every time you open Twitter just take a long hard think on whether or not you really wanna say what you're saying

If you think you do, then don't

[Centennial High @CHSOfficialV2]

Yearly reminder that Jake Mershon is a spineless cunt who thinks fun is bad and fake twitter accounts are against the rules

Sugma balls

[Centennial High @CHSOfficialV2]

@TaylorRoadWay @SLJohnsCreek @Proud_Tigers @CorrigantTim @NorthviewTitans @HoochHappenings @JohnsCreekHS I bet none of em chomp cheeks like me

Btw you @'d the wrong account lmao I'm fake as shit

[froth @VariablelQ]

Should "Shidded and Farded" be a valid excuse not to go to class

[Centennial High @CHSOfficialV2]

Go follow @HighCentennial it's my backup kthnx

[Centennial High @CHSOfficialV2]

@change_h_s Looks to me like (C)hange (H)as (S)topped. Shocking really. To replace this account, the school board will be voting on whether to just delete it or make it a livestream of every pornhub video uploaded with a CHS student! More at 11.

[Centennial High @CHSOfficialV2]

This just in: Our advanced algorithms have determined that Jake Mershon is still a human marshmallow cuck who drinks soy and sits when he pisses. More at 11

[Centennial High @CHSOfficialV2]

We have a special announcement for all rising seniors! Because of horrible grades last year, we decided to keep half the senior class for another year! This should help everyone get adjusted easier!

[Centennial High @CHSOfficialV2]

The summer PTA BBQ has been cancelled. Additionally, to whomever designed a turd slingshot capable of firing over 300 feet, the engineering department is impressed and the police have been notified.

[Centennial High @CHSOfficialV2]

Also this account isn't a "Trump Rhetoric" to put it in the words of one particular obese ball of annoyance who has the initials J. M

[Centennial High @CHSOfficialV2]

Despite their best efforts, the CHS administration can't stop me from ripping on this shit tier school. I'll hide out in the broom closet eating nothing but mops and drinking nothing but my own piss if it means having fresh meme material

[Centennial High @CHSOfficialV2]

Sightings of a rogue toupee that looks like Mr. Kent's hair have been exaggerated, however we are offering a free diploma for the capture of this menace.

[Centennial High @CHSOfficialV2]

Please stop flushing condoms down the toilets, if you're gonna do it in the bathroom then don't use protection. If someone catches you then that condom isn't gonna save you from ISS!

[Centennial High @CHSOfficialV2]

If you're participating in #NationalWalkoutDay , then please make an orderly line out to the stadium, following teacher directions at all times. No, this doesn't ruin the point of the protest, it shows we're hip and in the kool kids krowd!

[Centennial High @CHSOfficialV2]

Our wonderful principal, Kibbey Crumbley, was a bit shocked when she found the camera hidden in the curtains, but she kept an award-winning smile, nonetheless!

[Centennial High @CHSOfficialV2]

When the school administration thought they got me for good: https://t.co/aTeObVOQzE

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John Cena buttchug scene uncensored