ABELL\-/OFFLINE

THE COOLEST VANTAS ON CHITTR.
#parodystuck
(NSFW, PR0SH1PPERS DNI)
SHOUTOUT MY MOM @GLOOMYCOLLUSION

[ABELL\-/OFFLINE @CHTHONIANGARNET]

whats up CHITTR.
my mom (@GLOOMYCOLLUSION) made an account here RECENTLY.
figured i'd follow SUIT.
nobody here call me a KARKAT.
i may be a vantas but i am not one of YOU.

[ABELL\-/OFFLINE @CHTHONIANGARNET]

@Transjadehar CG: will DO.

--chthonianGARNET [CG] ceased pestering avantGUARD [AG]--

Now.... where the hell is the courtyard?
==> Abell: Realize you are lost.

[ABELL\-/OFFLINE @CHTHONIANGARNET]

Abell has found his way up into the scaffolding of one of the construction sites.

--chthonianGARNET [CG] has begun pestering avantGUARD [AG]--

CG: "yo yo YO. check this shit OUT"
CG: castleclimber.png
CG: "Found my way up into some SCAFFOLDING."

[Empress Trans Jade Karkat @Transjadehar]

@CHTHONIANGARNET @GLOOMYCOLLUSION ==> Jade looks at Vantaz, blushing slightly.

)>> UH- YEAH SURE!

==> There's a six letter word for people like you. Anyways, Jade begins leading the way to the courtyard, giving abell a chance to leave and wander the castle on his own.

[ABELL\-/OFFLINE @CHTHONIANGARNET]

@Transjadehar CG: im already DOWN
CG: pocketed a little pebble of the STUFF.
CG: she seems pretty COOL.
CG: but i have only known her for LIKE...
CG: 15 MINUTES.
CG: so jury is still out on THAT.

[ABELL\-/OFFLINE @CHTHONIANGARNET]

@Transjadehar ==> Abell: Totally dont freak out at all
You are freaking out alot... but also... this is AWESOME.
You definitely should get down from here though, like right now, but first.. you must brag

CG: DUDE
CG: a huge piece of rubble fell and shook the ENTIRE
CG: ROOM
CG: it was AWESOME

[ABELL\-/OFFLINE @CHTHONIANGARNET]

@Transjadehar CG: YUP
CG: im climbing all over "empress harley's" CASTLE
CG: my mom and her were LIKE.
CG: FLIRTING???
CG: it was weird as HELL.
CG: had to get out of THERE.
==> Abell: sit down.
Your legs dangle off the side of the scaffolding in a way that doesn't scare you at all.

[ABELL\-/OFFLINE @CHTHONIANGARNET]

@GLOOMYCOLLUSION @Transjadehar Abell is going to puke.

[ABELL\-/OFFLINE @CHTHONIANGARNET]

@Transjadehar @GLOOMYCOLLUSION "hell YEAH. that's RAD."
Abell is smiling like some kind of fool.

[ABELL\-/OFFLINE @CHTHONIANGARNET]

@Transjadehar @GLOOMYCOLLUSION "holy SHIT" Abell startles back a little
"uugghhh FINE" He stuffs his hands in his pockets and angrily waddles back over towards Vantaz.