Empress Trans Jade Karkat

"EMPRESS OF DEATH" / "DEATH"
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[Empress Trans Jade Karkat @Transjadehar]

@GLOOMYCOLLUSION @SNIPERTF2VRISKA @CHTHONIANGARNET )>> AT LEAST YOUR NAME IS GOOD.

==> Jade: begin looking elsewhere.

)>> IF I KNOW THE FACULTY OF MY CASTLE, ODDS ARE WHEREVER YOUR SON HAS GONE, HR'S SAFE. OR AS SAFE AS HE CAN BE.

[Empress Trans Jade Karkat @Transjadehar]

@GLOOMYCOLLUSION @SNIPERTF2VRISKA @CHTHONIANGARNET ==> Jade: look over, squinting with judgement.

)>> JUDAS.
)>> FUCKING JUDAS.
)>> IS HE TRANS MASCULINE BY CHANCE?
)>> NO NORMAL PERSON WOULD NAME THEIR CHILD THAT.
)>> NOR WOULD ANY SANE PERSON.

[Empress Trans Jade Karkat @Transjadehar]

@GLOOMYCOLLUSION @SNIPERTF2VRISKA @CHTHONIANGARNET )>> REALLY?
)>> CARRIER-PIGEON STYLE ASS GRUB.
)>> THE FUCK?

[Empress Trans Jade Karkat @Transjadehar]

@GLOOMYCOLLUSION @SNIPERTF2VRISKA @CHTHONIANGARNET )>> YEAH. THAT.
)>> I THINK HE WANDERED OFF.
)>> I TOLD HIM TO NOT GO TO ANY OF THE CONSTRUCTION SITES
)>> ODDS ARE HE WENT TO ONE OF THE CONSTRUCTION SITES AND FOUND IT ACTUALLY IS THAT DANGEROUS
)>> AND THEN PROMPTLY LEFT
)>> WHICH IS WHAT I THOUGHT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN

[Empress Trans Jade Karkat @Transjadehar]

@SNIPERTF2VRISKA @GLOOMYCOLLUSION @CHTHONIANGARNET ==> Jade lifts Zariah like she's weightless, and sets her on her feet.

)>> YEAH. THAT. WHATEVER THAT MEANS.
)>> OLD... FRIEND? ENEMY? SOMETHING OF THAT SORT OF MINE.
)>> THAT IMPLIES WE STOPPED TALKING FOR A BIT ACCORDING TO MEDIA
)>> WE DIDN'T

[Empress Trans Jade Karkat @Transjadehar]

@GLOOMYCOLLUSION @SNIPERTF2VRISKA @CHTHONIANGARNET )>> THAT'S...
)>> COMPLICATED.

==> Jade: stand up.

)>> BUT ULTIMATELY I DON'T THINK IT MATTERS.
)>> NOT ANYMORE.

==> you offer a hand to them both to help them up onto their feet.

[Empress Trans Jade Karkat @Transjadehar]

@SNIPERTF2VRISKA @GLOOMYCOLLUSION @CHTHONIANGARNET ==> Jade: watch this event trying not to laugh.

)>> UH...
)>> YEAH.
)>> DO YOU BELIEVE ME NOW?

==> Jade: look at zariah's face, slightly worried but stilly trying not to laugh

[Empress Trans Jade Karkat @Transjadehar]

@GLOOMYCOLLUSION @SNIPERTF2VRISKA @CHTHONIANGARNET )>> THAT'S THE NEW VANTAZ THAT SHOWED UP. YOU KNOW THE ONE.

==> Jade gives a look to Sniper Vriska.

)>> IT'S CURRENTLY HER BIRTHDAY AND I INVITED HER OVER BECAUSE I THOUGHT SPENDING A DAY HERE WAS A BETTER WAY OF SPENDING IT THAN BEING LEFT IN HER HIVE.

[Empress Trans Jade Karkat @Transjadehar]

@SNIPERTF2VRISKA @GLOOMYCOLLUSION @CHTHONIANGARNET ==> Jade: stare in disbelief, glancing at Zariah, before glancing at sniper vriska.

)>> UH. NO. YOU'RE NOT STILL IN IT.
)>> HOW THE FUCK DID YOU END UP THERE???
)>> WHAT THE HELL???

[Empress Trans Jade Karkat @Transjadehar]

@SNIPERTF2VRISKA @GLOOMYCOLLUSION @CHTHONIANGARNET ==> Jade: be startled. You immediately straighten up, caught completely off-guard, and also confused. And then you remember.

)>> OH MY GOD VRISKA ARE YOU OKAY???
)>> WHAT THE FUCK!!
)>> I COULDN'T FIND YOU AFTER I CAME BACK TO LOOK!!
)>> WHERE WERE YOU???

[Empress Trans Jade Karkat @Transjadehar]

@GLOOMYCOLLUSION @CHTHONIANGARNET ==> Jade: Lean forward slightly, mind racing. Is this actually happening right now?? what the fuck??? how???

Your mind is racing and you inch closer... you're about to close the gap... you're RIGHT. THERE.

[Empress Trans Jade Karkat @Transjadehar]

@GLOOMYCOLLUSION @CHTHONIANGARNET ==> Jade looks at Vantaz for a second, before kneeling to be at her level, or as level as you can get.

)>> VANTAZ. YOU CAN CALL ME JADE. IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
)>> AND... IT'S REALLY NOT A PROBLEM. IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.

==> You smile in return.

[Empress Trans Jade Karkat @Transjadehar]

@CHTHONIANGARNET AG: already better than a lot of adults i know.
AG: tell me if anything about that changes.
AG: as soon as it happens.
AG: and tell me what happened as well.

[Empress Trans Jade Karkat @Transjadehar]

@CHTHONIANGARNET AG: oh shit.
AG: sounds dope. but also get out of there. maybe. probably.
AG: grab a souvenir piece of rubble though. to remember the event by or whatever.
AG: oh also. is this empress actually good at her job.
AG: i want to know what to expect if her and i meet ever.

[Empress Trans Jade Karkat @Transjadehar]

@GLOOMYCOLLUSION @CHTHONIANGARNET ==> Jade: continue walking into it. There's a lot of stuff to look at in the area, and Jade is fully willing to take Vantaz to look at it all.

A single blooming flower sits in an open sun patch surrounded by shadow, as if cultivated specifically for it. The trees stand tall.

[Empress Trans Jade Karkat @Transjadehar]

@CHTHONIANGARNET AG: what?
AG: weird as hell.
AG: but all adults are weird. so i guess this tracks.

==> A piece of rubble falls to the ground with a loud echoing thud, shaking the scaffolding.

[Empress Trans Jade Karkat @Transjadehar]

@GLOOMYCOLLUSION @CHTHONIANGARNET ==> Your face isn't visible to Vantaz, but if it were, she'd see your entire face light up with fuchsia and green.

You are being a chud right now. A gay little chud. LOCK IN HARLEY.

Eventually the two of you make your way to the large courtyard jungle.

[Empress Trans Jade Karkat @Transjadehar]

@GLOOMYCOLLUSION @CHTHONIANGARNET ==> The both of them walk down the long hallways, loosing abell quite quickly. After a little bit, Jade notices Vantaz going to grab her hand, and then stopping. Jade ever so slightly opens her hand up to be easily grabbed.
GAY. FUCKING GAY.

[Empress Trans Jade Karkat @Transjadehar]

@CHTHONIANGARNET @GLOOMYCOLLUSION ==> Jade looks at Vantaz, blushing slightly.

)>> UH- YEAH SURE!

==> There's a six letter word for people like you. Anyways, Jade begins leading the way to the courtyard, giving abell a chance to leave and wander the castle on his own.