SNIPER TF2 VRISKA SERKET

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#EvilParodyStuck

[SNIPER TF2 VRISKA SERKET @SNIPERTF2VRISKA]

@Transjadehar @GLOOMYCOLLUSION @CHTHONIANGARNET Vriska is very proud of her pattern recognition skills. "Hm. Names a 8it on the nose." Vriska strides over and sits down next to Zariah, her legs dangling into the water. "Any other fun facts a8out your world you wanna share. C'mon Vantas.. Exposition dump on us."

[SNIPER TF2 VRISKA SERKET @SNIPERTF2VRISKA]

@Transjadehar @GLOOMYCOLLUSION @CHTHONIANGARNET Vriska crosses her arms again and thinks hard for a moment.. "You mentioned your own Harley there. Whats her deal. Harleys always have somethin weird goin on."

[SNIPER TF2 VRISKA SERKET @SNIPERTF2VRISKA]

@Transjadehar @GLOOMYCOLLUSION @CHTHONIANGARNET Vriska is taken aback
"YOU HAVE A KID?!?"
Vriska almost asks how and with who but stops herself as that is unprofessional and inappropriate...
"HOW AND WITH WHO?!?!"

[SNIPER TF2 VRISKA SERKET @SNIPERTF2VRISKA]

@GLOOMYCOLLUSION @Transjadehar @CHTHONIANGARNET Vriska stops being clouded by visions of spades and turns her head over towards Zariah.
"Who the hell is Abell?"

[SNIPER TF2 VRISKA SERKET @SNIPERTF2VRISKA]

@Transjadehar @GLOOMYCOLLUSION @CHTHONIANGARNET Vriska smirks
"I like enemy, enemy's good."
Vriska steps a bit closer to Jade, arms crossed, still smirking.

[SNIPER TF2 VRISKA SERKET @SNIPERTF2VRISKA]

@GLOOMYCOLLUSION @Transjadehar @CHTHONIANGARNET Vriska ignores jades hand and stands up by herself
"Oh right um... My names Vriska. I'm a Vagrassassin for 8uilders League United."

[SNIPER TF2 VRISKA SERKET @SNIPERTF2VRISKA]

@Transjadehar @GLOOMYCOLLUSION @CHTHONIANGARNET "hmmm"
Vriska reaches out a hand and places it flat on Vantaz's face
"Im 8lind let me do this"
She fondles Vantaz's face for a few moments and then places her hands on her hips (her own dont worry)
"Holy shit...."

[SNIPER TF2 VRISKA SERKET @SNIPERTF2VRISKA]

@Transjadehar @GLOOMYCOLLUSION @CHTHONIANGARNET ==> Vriska: Laugh in Jade Harleys face.

"Im just messin with you, i spent the last couple days just like sleepin by a pond. Whos this?"
She points at Vantaz.

[SNIPER TF2 VRISKA SERKET @SNIPERTF2VRISKA]

@Transjadehar @GLOOMYCOLLUSION @CHTHONIANGARNET "I DONT KNOW. I HEARD. THINGS. 8EASTS. I MEAN IM NO STRANGER TO LIVING IN NATURE 8UT... THAT WAS DIFFERENT. I REMEM8ER... I FELL. I... AN ENDLESS MAZE OF.... HALLWAYS.... MOVING.. TWISTING..."
Vriska startles to her feet and whips her head around.
"IM NOT STILL IN IT AM I?"

[SNIPER TF2 VRISKA SERKET @SNIPERTF2VRISKA]

@Transjadehar @GLOOMYCOLLUSION @CHTHONIANGARNET ==> Vriska: Stumble out of the jungle covered in leaves, falling directly in between Jade and Zariah

"WHAT DAY IS IT."

[SNIPER TF2 VRISKA SERKET @SNIPERTF2VRISKA]

@Transjadehar Vriska lets go of Jades hand and starts walking towards the nature "Thank you. See you in a few days" She disappears into the greenery.

[SNIPER TF2 VRISKA SERKET @SNIPERTF2VRISKA]

@Transjadehar "Lead me to the garden and then leave me there"
Vriska sticks her hand out at Jade, ushering her to grab it.

[SNIPER TF2 VRISKA SERKET @SNIPERTF2VRISKA]

@Transjadehar Vriska rolls her eyes. She mutters under her breath "you never let me have anything"
She tries to listen for anything that catches her attention but only finds the sound of people walking about "Idk whats the like... coolest thing you got here"

[SNIPER TF2 VRISKA SERKET @SNIPERTF2VRISKA]

@Transjadehar "uh... show me around your place? your little fun castle thing. I mean i wont be able to SEE it but i got some like daredevil style echolocation thing goin on now thanks to rezi so its like close enough."
==> Vriska: Demonstrate by tossing a pebble directly at jades forehead.

[SNIPER TF2 VRISKA SERKET @SNIPERTF2VRISKA]

@Transjadehar "im okay. ill live, ill live"
==> Vriska: Steady yourself.
"Im actually the most fine ive ever been and it would be crazy if you thought otherwise"

[SNIPER TF2 VRISKA SERKET @SNIPERTF2VRISKA]

Just glad I got my jo8 8ack at all.
a8out to head home and start my trip off to jades timeline, Blutarch still really wants me to "get" her so he is paying for my Jaunt hoping that means i go through with it this time.
paid vacation!

[SNIPER TF2 VRISKA SERKET @SNIPERTF2VRISKA]

Doing my jo8 8lind is strange.
Now instead of 8eing a8le to go solo, I'm kinda forced to have a few team mates.
I'm still the only steady hand around so I'm the one that takes the shot.
8ut i need someone else to uh... see for me.
I'm adapting 8ut its difficult.

[SNIPER TF2 VRISKA SERKET @SNIPERTF2VRISKA]

@Transjadehar nice.
i might pay you a visit once im finished over here.
which if all goes well should be soon.