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๐ฆ You love Pirates
๐ฆ you love gay Pirates
๐ฆ you love gay naked Pirates
I can't believe we've made it to 1 year ๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน tickets are nearly halfway sold out. come sing a shanty with us!
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You know that *sinking* feeling you get in your chest when you imagine the right kind of person doing something absolutely horrible to you? Delicious, isn't it?
I never know what I'm being used up to make; just that my body will become something beautiful and delicious.
(I don't actually want to be murdered or anything, sometimes a doll just gets carried away with its objectification/dehumanization kink ok)
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So I'm watching a certain cooking competition show, and the mystery ingredient is a tank of live sturgeon. My first thought was: does this game show stage meet the conditions for the ethical slaughter of large, live fish? All subsequent thoughts were embarrassingly horny.
(1/4)
Maybe it's wrong to get off on our own butchery, but the crowd and host are cheering...and the knives are so, so pretty...
We are seized, forced onto the butcher's board, and everything ends in a rush of ecstatic agony.
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