Chukee

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

My brothers and I have retired from one-sided relationships. We value reciprocity now. If that makes us princesses, so be it.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

get a haircut every 2 weeks to stay sharp, wait 5 secs before answering the phone to control the rhythm, always arrive 15 mins early, stay away from free lunches, never talk about people who aren't in the room and when anger rises, wait 10 mins before reacting. these habits may look rigid but they're the hidden discipline of the elite.

[DANDIZZY @iDanDizzy]

Una Dey here ooo, I just Dey my own wizard Chan call me Rumukwurusi drake,
Okirika bob marley don start war wey him no go fit finish.

[ZAHEER! @iam_YCee]

Juice & Sauce ?

[DANDIZZY @iDanDizzy]

Things wey suppose lead to outrage Dey lead to skit, and when them make am them go begin remind una wey be audience say una no be their level and una broke.

[ZAHEER! @iam_YCee]

For someone that’s supposedly a “pastor” there’s something inherently very dark about Remi Tinubu.

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

Who maintained fuel price at N87 per litre was called inc○mpetent, while who took it to N1,350 is called master strategist 😡

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

“Issue of insecurity, that is the lawf, that is the obedience of law” 😭😭😭😭

[Olayinka 🇳🇬🇺🇾 @mickoly]

Same old format "Renewed Hope"

He promised Lagosian Renewed hope, 27 years later he is promising Nigeria "Renew Hope"

Agbero hope or tax hope?

[Ibeh @masurge7]

We are buying cooking gas for N1700 and fuel for N1350.

Yet you are telling me to Relax that Tinubu is fixing Nigeria?

[Chukee @chu_k_]

@cyber_razz I visited the darkweb one time and got hit with a ransomware😪. Ever since then, security has always been a big deal for me

[NASIRU @iamnasboi]

All sins no fit dey equal.
Me and this politicians no fit dey the same place

[Duke of Africa @Allezamani]

Cubana Chief priest is a perfect example of a fat fool.

[Ada Ezeagu ❤️ @QueenUjunwa1]

And it came to pass!!!!!

[The Cybersecurity guy @cyber__razz]

PLAN A: Cybersecurity

PLAN B:

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

“If you think you are too big for politics, MC Oluomo will be your next governor.”

~ Dele Farotimi says

[Chukee @chu_k_]

@Tech_Tonio @ireteeh Fair. Thank you🙏🏻

[Chukee @chu_k_]

@Tech_Tonio @ireteeh I swear I was planning to take the CCNA exams😓.

[Chukee @chu_k_]

@Tech_Tonio @ireteeh How deep into networking should someone go?