sworddog44

26 y/o from Missouri. Just here to look at art and cyber bully my shitty senator.

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@PanasonicDX4500 I am not a convert but the scout troop I grew up in was associated with a Catholic church so on monthly overnights we always went to either a Saturday evening or Sunday morning mass. We somehow ended up in a (I wanna say polish) mass. I was just impressed by how many were there.

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@Sweigart_Ian27 Had to pull the dogsled somehow

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@Forty1_0 The most damage a raccoon has ever done to either a truck or a dumpster.

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@Grimmstone1812 @Heliotrophy Me and my husband just bought our house. We plan on never leaving it but within the first week of us living there we got a letter from an investor company offering to buy it from us and letting us rent it from them. They aren't waiting for people to die anymore.

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@paolini "Ah man thorn that really was a Murtagh 2: The quest for more money" Just gonna throw it out there you could easily put this line in the book

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@TheNovika

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@JayZ0verrat3d I used to sell nails and building supplies and we would carry harness kits and nearly every contractor that walked in would try to get a discount on everything but the harnesses because they know the horror stories of cheap harnesses.

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@paolini Call off work and start day drinking

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@Hbomberguy My scoutmaster was in a helicopter in Alaska that crashed and all 4 people in it survived. To quote the army commander at their debriefing of the accident. "I have no clue how you are alive."

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@NostalgiaFolder Gotta love a obscure JRPG

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@MHStatusUpdates Maybe fix the game instead of blaming the customer. I can't run the game without compatibility mode because it will crash the moment it starts up.

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@VoxyTwitch I showed up with a precon flesh and blood blitz deck. I didn't understand the assignment.

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@Concertina_Halo Kansas City's true hometown hero

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

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@MaceAhWindu I remember seeing him for the first time on TV like 20 years ago and the man hasn't aged a day.

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@HawleyMO @LucasKunceMO Suck the farts from my jorts you racist muppet. Your family would have had more use for you as a nut stain in your mom's hair.

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@goredkiss He's posts are killing me like God killed his son

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@TheRustyQuill @Maeltopia Let's goooooo!

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@monsterhunter Bow and Swaxe