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I drink my whiskey neat & live my life messy. 6th grade free throw shooting contest runner up. AKA Mr Robert Dobolina. (The/Sh/it)

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@the_ironsheik Time for you to show @E_Jack717 a little love. @vegasbriguy414
@mattr318 @BarryDato

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@the_ironsheik Obviously this is based on the calculation that Norway x Phlap ÷ 206k+miles times the square root of Weis Markets parking led you to this hypothesis @vegasbriguy414 @E_Jack717 @mattr318 @BarryDato #nepalmAss #redAlleyrulez

[Os Bros Bohs PTP @vegasbriguy414]

@the_ironsheik It’s obviously @E_Jack717 who is the 1. @chubb_time @mattr318

[Os Bros Bohs PTP @vegasbriguy414]

@jonstewart Paper straws. That’s the last straw! Unacceptable! Worse than what Congress is doing?

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@Super70sSports @BarryDato is drinking this for breakfast right now, with his count chocula @vegasbriguy414 @E_Jack717 @mattr318 #boredinAmsterdam #whatRtheseRedLights

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@the_ironsheik And the skanky Norwegian phlappy too. @E_Jack717 @vegasbriguy414 @BarryDato @mattr318

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@the_ironsheik Assume this is directed squarely @E_Jack717 . He's going around work saying he had a peekaboo accident and they put him in the ICU. Let the supplexing commence. @vegasbriguy414 @BarryDato @mattr318 #camelclutch #mindThePhlap

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@the_ironsheik By muffin man, are you talking about @E_Jack717 ? @vegasbriguy414 @BarryDato @mattr318 #DrewHSstudentsWillJumpIn #goin'for250Kmiles #chappedphlaps

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@vegasbriguy414 @the_ironsheik @E_Jack717 @mattr318 @BarryDato And while you are at it, the Weis parking lot!!!

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

Omg. We are starting to get prettttyyy close to 600k followers 👀

Consider this a *humble* ask for a RT + follow 🙏

It will take a BIG team to defeat Dr. Oz + win this seat

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@vegasbriguy414 @RickRunGood But 5 three putts is still better than base jumping off the Eiffel tower. #nophlap2saveyou #freedomfries4ever #AreWeInAmsterdamYet @mattr318 @BarryDato @E_Jack717

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@Super70sSports @vegasbriguy414 , even tho he jumps every time his ice maker drops new cubes #spilledcoffee #donthasslethehoff #phlaps4chaps

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@vegasbriguy414 @Joel_Dahmen @mattr318 @E_Jack717 @BarryDato All this from the jabroni @vegasbriguy414 who takes his most important life advice from clippy @the_ironsheik

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@vegasbriguy414 @the_ironsheik @vegasbriguy414 sure talks a lot of shit for a jabroni that still uses pipes as his screensaver @BarryDato @E_Jack717 @mattr318 @BillGates #phlaps4ever #covidproblems #mulletmustache

[Os Bros Bohs PTP @vegasbriguy414]

@CBSSports Greg Luzinski #PTP #EUR1 #HSY2 #LEGG1 #MDHELL1

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Tiger's first round reminds me of @E_Jack717 trying to take down Beaver Bend from the tips! #Par3SayFore #PhlapChapsTapPutts @chubb_time @BarryDato @mattr318

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@BarstoolBanks I'm sure you're not the first. It's a disaster of epic proportions. Reminds me of @E_Jack717 trying to close at prom in 1994. #BleckerHandCheck #PTP @chubb_time @mattr318 @BarryDato

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I was today years old when I found out that slang is short for short language. #phlaps4chaps #phalpsgetchapped #fjordfjlap @the_ironsheik @vegasbriguy414 @E_Jack717 @mattr318 @BarryDato @visitnorway

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I was today years old when I found out nifty is short for magnificent. #phlaps4chaps #phlapsholdtravelcheezits @the_ironsheik @vegasbriguy414 @mattr318 @BarryDato @E_Jack717 @cheezit @CheezItBowl

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Shouldn't the missionary position be standing in a doorway holding pamphlets? @the_ironsheik @vegasbriguy414 @mattr318 @E_Jack717 @BarryDato #phlaps4chaps #myphlapchutewillsaveme