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wrestling world champion 1984-1989

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@my_kidneys_suck do i know you

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@QuinnWahh arginine moment

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extremely jealous that my meds get filled and picked up every month

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Australia vs Pluto

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@QuinnWahh bad we didn’t have sales tax in new hampshire

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got my mass plates

[Take Meow Hand @Take_Meow_Hand]

yummm

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did i tweet cock?

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cooooooooooooooooooooooock

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COOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK

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me

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the shared transgender experience of not having a voicemail cuz you have multiple names and don’t want anyone to know more than one of them

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diet coke girls will grow a third arm from all the aspartame and use it to drink more diet coke

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it is with a heavy heart that i announce massachusetts drivers are better than new hampshire drivers

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i mean the baby

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the hoe magnet

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what if the male suicide rate being so high is because they keep dying while trying to auto-erotically asphyxiate themselves

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@Lilsylsyl me inventing a surgery where they open up your head, take out your brain, give it a lil scrub just to get the gunk off, and put it back in

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@Lilsylsyl infinite tea glitch

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infinite water glitch

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@Lilsylsyl i’m watching malcolm in the middle rn that’s crazy