CHUBBY🇺🇸

ROCKSTAR IN HIS PRIME

[CHUBBY🇺🇸 @chubby_511]

When I die I wanna be buried face down so that anyone that doesn't like me can kiss my ass

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

Ladies, you think it’s hard to find a man in 2023? Wait till 2033 when they’re all women.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Bye bye @Liz_Cheney. On the bright side at least you won’t have to pretend to be from Wyoming anymore.

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

“We are coming for your guns.”

Who are you sending? The cops who were too afraid to enter a school?

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Wrong. They’re still our kids and we as their actual parents want to know what they’re being taught. We want to make sure they’re not being indoctrinated. We want them to learn math not imaginary genders and leftist bullshit. We want our kids to be successful… not crackheads.

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

I would like to golf and hunt every single day

[Joey @TheItalianJp]

We’re 5 weeks away from 7pm sunsets, Ice cold beer and bbq’s, now tell me that sounds pretty damn good.

[SHAQ @SHAQ]

Be careful who you share good news with.

[Nelk Boys @nelkboys]

We love TEXAS

[God IS ☥ @777_oya]

Isn’t it ironic, the same attributes and energy people seem to love about you, are the same traits they eventually grow to resent and cannot stand to see.

[jess @FrancoJessavel]

Life is empty without Jesus.

[CHUBBY🇺🇸 @chubby_511]

idc who you are but this right here is a tough pill to swallow 🤌🏻

[L A N E @lane_dorr]

You may be cool, but you’ll NEVER be Kaycee Field spurrin down a 3x NFR buckin horse on the wide open Salt Flats.

[Jim ©️ @jimpeterson99]

I’m single and have been on the market for so long that I’m about to go on clearance

[Sommer Ray @SommerRay]

is fuck off an emotion cause i feel it in my soul

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

Normalize responding to work emails with “Here’s a quarter, call someone who cares.”

[L A N E @lane_dorr]

Be a badass, not a sad ass.

[𝐬𝐤𝐲𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐰𝐧 @_skylarkruse]

How tf are y’all finding the love of your life 5 times a year