Roy Chubby Brown

im a cunt

[Roy Chubby Brown @chubby_brown]

@MarvelDarville @OfficialGlitter On a scale of 1-10, how old is Gary Glitter's girlfriend?

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@NEvitts thanks for your support fella. Im just getting to grips with this thing, trying to respond to everyone via the messages!

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So Gary Glitter has followers on Twitter. Must have cost him a fucking fortune in sweeties #GlitterTour @OfficialGlitter

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Was that John Terry's missus on the tram?

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I like to call my Wife's vagina Ibiza.. I only ever go there occasionally, and when I do I'm normally pissed

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@elliegoulding Hi Ellie when are you and I going to knock out a duet?

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the dole. the moneys shit but the hours are spot on.

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Just heard Cheryl Cole is Down To Only 84 Pounds. What the fuck has she spent the rest of her money on?

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@CHRISDJMOYLES now then moylesy. when are you going to crack a few jokes on your radio show. i almost fell asleep at the wheel there

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@Uk06nev thick twat. the best part of you ran down your mothers leg

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The wife told me yesterday that Gavin from Autoglass came round and injected his special resin into her crack. She hasnt even got a car.

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@stephenfry hello mr fry how the devil are you. is there any room for chubbs at the royal albert hall? i promise i wont use the c word

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@MrPeterAndre now then peter hope you are ok. bet your glad to see the back of that split arse.when are you coming to one of my gigs. chubbs

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maybe its maybelline. or maybe it's your tits

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Fergies just got her birthday present from the queen. A black Mercedes and a trip to Paris

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am i the only person whos seen an Indian asleep on the train, notice the little red dot on his forehead, and thought, is he on standby?

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@jamesmikosz thanks for your support. im glad too next time ill boot her in the fanny. chubbs

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so englands second goal was offside and handball last night? those japanese refs need to open their fuckin eyes

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@lauren_poulton glad you enjoyed the show. you were a great crowd. chubbs

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@Loopymoo2 who you calling a fat bastard fancy a slap? haha