Chubby Virgin

As it says on the tin, chubby virgin with a disabled dad

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@somtoobasi Gay

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No seriously, last meal. I’m done

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Coronation chicken or egg/mayo?? Vote for my last meal. Thanks x

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I’m a chubby wee sausage. DM for more info #largemouths #XFactor

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@philippahunt_xo My gran does this too!. But it’s usually to tell me how pathetic I am :(

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@somtoobasi Pishy? Like if someone were to piss them self’s whilst eating?

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@Lil15_ You are like an older version of me #virginsforlife #shitbandana

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@hesofty Happy birthday Idiot

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@Girlie0004 Good good. How are you?

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@niallsgotstars What?

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@CtTweets08 Hahahaha tweet of the week. Never see these things until you look back. He was quiet but fun and efficient

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Parrot? No. Can only afford wild pigeon. How do you get them to stop viciously biting? My life is so hard.

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Halloween today?

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@Sammy_Goal @ByJordanLuke I don’t know why Bellamy doesn’t get a run out. Been on bench for what seems years and rarely gets a run out. #pepout #pardewin

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Playstation acting up again when I try to play porn. Dad is disabled. #weirduglywomanshoutingatmepPOV

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Looking for a new pet, anyone ever had a parrot?. They seem a lot of fun and I find them some what attractive 😏😜

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Any of my followers seen my gran yet? Been 6 weeks since she ran away from me in Asda. #hideandseek #alone #deadinside

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Sweet Jesus that was not a fart. Trip to Asda for new pants tomorrow. That’s three pairs this week :(. I’ll never get Fifa 14 at this rate

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@ChelseaFC Charles Mosandu is doing his best and that's not good enough. #hungryhouse

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@seun_oo Yeah I was thinking that too. But then thought it was a stupid tweet because there’s always new music haha. So so stupid. Upto much mate?