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and now for something completely different

[chubbybadass @chubbybadass]

it’s not that i’m reckless, i’m just careless. i’ve been caring less. maybe that has been my problem all along.

[chubbybadass @chubbybadass]

sometimes it feels like life is being executive produced by dick wolf. #enoughwiththefuckery

[chubbybadass @chubbybadass]

when you feel like at this point you’re holding yourself together with glitter glue

[chubbybadass @chubbybadass]

when people repeatedly proclaim they want a private life yet they’re too busy going to the opening of an envelope to talk about their lack of privacy. 😳🙄 #girlplease

[chubbybadass @chubbybadass]

i’m not bad at compartmentalizing. but i’m even better at it when i don’t get called out on it.

[chubbybadass @chubbybadass]

i’d never run a marathon simply because i don’t believe in running if i don’t have to. that being said when i went out for supplies for our late lunch today i spotted a bunch of people holding signs. my favourite one is still “hurry up, so we can go drink.” 😂🤣

[chubbybadass @chubbybadass]

the marvels of a chip butty after a night out. it’s proper shit food but lord does it hit all the right spots. #givemeallthemaltvinegar

[chubbybadass @chubbybadass]

when you realize they abused your charity. so yeah, i will let them sit the fuck in it, for once.

[chubbybadass @chubbybadass]

land in detroit and while waiting at the next gate for the next flight i’m reading about detroit’s, deangelo martin. seems like a perfectly reasonable distraction. #serialkiller

[chubbybadass @chubbybadass]

it’s ignominious to be vulnerable but fuck i am so tired of going to doctor’s & feeling broken.

[chubbybadass @chubbybadass]

why am i always stuck in this space where i’m never moving forward, but i can’t possibly go back either? am i always going to feel adrift in this overwhelming sea?

[chubbybadass @chubbybadass]

did u know if you get a mosquito bite you shouldn’t scratch it till you reach bone. instead put a metal spoon in hot water for a bit then take it out & place it against the bite for about 30 seconds. the proteins that cause the itching are susceptible to heat & break down?! 🤯

[chubbybadass @chubbybadass]

sometimes i feel as if life enjoys battering away at me. that my happiness has some predetermined end.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

sometimes we have to let natural selection run its course

[chubbybadass @chubbybadass]

how am i supposed to relax when there are things ?!?!

[chubbybadass @chubbybadass]

maybe it’s selfish (it definitely is) but i don’t care anymore

[chubbybadass @chubbybadass]

i’ve always been ridiculously resilient, but right now i wish i could just lean on something.

[chubbybadass @chubbybadass]

honestly i’ve come to terms with most parts of aging. but my low threshold for hangovers - not so much.

[chubbybadass @chubbybadass]

the emotional road rage i feel as i walk into work probably isn’t normal.

[chubbybadass @chubbybadass]

the self righteousness that some people have is truly alarming.