Eric Warren

Mostly butt stuff.

[Eric Warren @chubbylightnin]

Fictional crackers.

[Eric Warren @chubbylightnin]

I don’t use Ai but I am in the market for a reaction gif of Sam Elliot saying “diarrhea.”

[Eric Warren @chubbylightnin]

Dueling pianos at the pool don’t know The Cure. One star.

[Eric Warren @chubbylightnin]

Any restaurant playing Charlie Sheen’s “The Arrival” doesn’t give a fuck if you’re there or not.

[Eric Warren @chubbylightnin]

Steven Wonder sounds more like a magician, so I get why he went with Stevie.

[Eric Warren @chubbylightnin]

Strawberries aren’t chickens.

[Eric Warren @chubbylightnin]

Any DJ’s out there named “Lionel Glitchy?”
…Are they still called “DJ’s?”
…Disc Jockeys.

[Eric Warren @chubbylightnin]

Saucy sorcery.

[Eric Warren @chubbylightnin]

Potato’clock.

[Eric Warren @chubbylightnin]

Everyone should hear my wife’s Sean Connery impression.

[Eric Warren @chubbylightnin]

Nothing but love for #TheoJames but “The Monkey” might be his peak after yelling:

“We need to make like eggs and scramble!”

[Eric Warren @chubbylightnin]

@kmellon O__O

[Eric Warren @chubbylightnin]

Codename: WaffleSausage
Codename: CatsMeow
Codename: EnderDragon

[Eric Warren @chubbylightnin]

@Stage32Scripts Outline for gay folk horror feature completed Monday. Full overhaul started Tuesday. Loving it even more but staying patient. Things always change during scripting but if it slaps here it’ll slap there.

[Eric Warren @chubbylightnin]

Wagon wheels. Classic misdirect.

[Eric Warren @chubbylightnin]

Face like a bear trap.

[Eric Warren @chubbylightnin]

“Axe of Kindness”

[Eric Warren @chubbylightnin]

Food be acting all desperate sometimes. Looking and smelling good. Tryna be in my mouth. Imma grown ass man. I eat when I want.

[Eric Warren @chubbylightnin]

Real Kentucky Mothers.

[Eric Warren @chubbylightnin]

Fund raiser.
Not-
Fun razor.