Tom Ferrett

I have fingers that look similar to cocktail sausages.

[Tom Ferrett @chubbypiehands]

@SouthernRailUK What a lovely warm morning to be delayed.

[Tom Ferrett @chubbypiehands]

@TLRsilUK thanks cancellation. 17:35 Brighton-LBridge. Can I have my money back please?

[Tom Ferrett @chubbypiehands]

@SouthernRailUK My train was cancelled. 21.48 from Three Bridges to Horsham. How do I get my money back??

[Tom Ferrett @chubbypiehands]

@SouthernRailUK thanks for cancelling and then delaying train from Brighton to three bridges. I love standing at the station.. Naaaaaaaat

[Tom Ferrett @chubbypiehands]

@TLRsilUK thanks for the delays.... Again. What a perfect start to the day. Enroute to Brighton.

[Tom Ferrett @chubbypiehands]

17.56 Brighton-London Bridge cancelled. No train crew. @TLRailUK maybe you should hire more? Thanks for making me late.

[Tom Ferrett @chubbypiehands]

@SouthernRailUK thanks AGAIN for cancelling the 7.13a.m from Littlehaven with no explanation. I love being late for work xx

[Tom Ferrett @chubbypiehands]

@SouthernRailUK It looks like the 7.13 from Littlehaven has sudden appeared on National Rail app.. Let's hope it doesn't turn into a ghost..

[Tom Ferrett @chubbypiehands]

@SouthernRailUK Good morning, thanks for cancelling my 7.13 Littlehaven to London Victoria. Just what I want on a Monday morning x

[Tom Ferrett @chubbypiehands]

Mate, Andy Peters is tonk

[Tom Ferrett @chubbypiehands]

@SouthernRailUK so why did the 7.13 from Littlehaven not turn up today? I love being late, thanks Southern x

[Tom Ferrett @chubbypiehands]

Ainsley Harriotts street food, my Sunday is complete

[Tom Ferrett @chubbypiehands]

@SouthernRailUK congestion on the line. How come there are no trains when you want one, then they all come at the once #CheesedOff

[Tom Ferrett @chubbypiehands]

I am not saying that I agree with ready-made boiled eggs, but... #metro

[Tom Ferrett @chubbypiehands]

Thanks @IndesitUK @IndesitSupport for ruining £150 worth of our clothes. So much for the new tumble dryer... #CheesedOff

[Tom Ferrett @chubbypiehands]

Ah the morning smell of eggy farts on the train, delicious.

[Tom Ferrett @chubbypiehands]

#georgeeustice welcome to the #FishFight

[Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall @HughFW]

Dear #GeorgeEustice, welcome to our #fishfight!

[Tom Ferrett @chubbypiehands]

@StaceLouLaBelle have a beer

[Tom Ferrett @chubbypiehands]

Nothing's as lonely as sitting on the single chair next to the toilet on the train.. #IDontThinkHeWashedHisHands #sulphur #shit #ahhman