Caleb Hubert™

Level 30 Christian/husband/twin/drinker/thinker/gamer/drummer/software engineer #Lakeshow #Verde

[Ryan Lanciaux @ryanlanciaux]

Don't loop your agents. Use map/reduce/filter instead.

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[TCL @TitleTalkTCL]

Tell me I'm wrong...

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

No one should go to jail for smoking weed.

[friendscallmeJay @Jaypotta]

Good morning. This is “Good Weed & Red Wine” by True Loves and in case you’re wondering, you don’t need either to enjoy it although it does pair extremely well with both.🔥

[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

let me get this straight

a team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they are currently being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner

[Brian Sutterer MD @BrianSuttererMD]

This is a disgrace to Kobe's 81.

[Caleb Hubert™ @chube17]

Johnny Blue Skies with the Mutiny After Midnight drop on a sunday afternoon. What a legend this man is. ilysm

[liz @normalfunnygirl]

You never know when you’ll get an email

[Chris Albon @chrisalbon]

Everything has changed for software engineering in 12 months… except for git, which seems impervious to disruption.

I swear the paperclip factory will run on git

[kirk @_mynwent]

Why do busses sigh like that

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[Caleb Hubert™ @chube17]

AI video agents are gunna put whoever makes the James Bond opening fever dream sequences completely out of work

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

Social media is just media now. If you want to be social you should text someone

[ARC Radar @ARCRaidersNews]

What a beautiful sunset

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Fuck Ice

Also, Fuck ICE

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Okay Bob. I’ll do it your way.
Fkn’ A…
Thanks for letting me ride alongside you. It sure was a pleasure.
If you say it’s not the end, then I’ll believe you.
I’ll meet you in the music.
Come find me anytime.

JohnBo

[friendscallmeJay @Jaypotta]

Good morning. Here’s Bob Weir performing “Morning Dew” on stage for the 408th and final time, featuring Sturgill MF’n Simpson no less.🔥

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Throw the fcking stick you monster