Baba Yaga

[Baba Yaga @chubi313]

Happy 47th to the greatest of all time.
#Eminem
Watch this video if you ever doubt yourself!!!

[iza @izamamaa]

Wasn’t her husband assassinated in broad daylight here in the U.S. while Trump was president?

[DAZN Football @DAZNFootball]

Talk about Norwegian aura 🇳🇴

(📷 via herrelandslaget/IG)

#WorldCup

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

One cavity and you’re drinking soup for life

[TERRORIST SURVIVOR 💪🏽 @GbolahanOlanyi0]

VDM is 100% right about what he said. My own experience was brutal.

During my abduction, I experienced what can only be described as slavery in the hands of bandits. After my family struggled to gather ₦15 million and other items they demanded, we thought the nightmare would end. Instead, the very next day, they increased the ransom to ₦55 million. That was when the real suffering began.

The group that kidnapped me had abducted 11 people. My driver was killed. Out of the remaining victims, 9 were eventually released, but I was not. The leader gave my family a five-day ultimatum to pay the ₦55 million or he would kill me.

On the 22nd day in the forest, a day before the deadline expired, he ordered two of his boys to take me somewhere else. We rode on motorcycles for hours through the night. When we finally arrived, I was handed over to another group. There, I met two victims who were already chained down. They handcuffed and chained me alongside them.

That was the last day I ever saw the group that originally kidnapped me.

The new group was even worse. I spent another 20 days with them, enduring severe beatings, torture, hunger, and constant threats. They demanded ₦50 million from my family. At one point, one of the bandits even collected ₦2 million through a bank transfer, yet they still refused to release me.

In the end, I escaped.

Sometimes when people discuss kidnapping online, they don't fully understand the horror victims go through. The physical pain heals, but the memories remain. No human being should have to experience such cruelty.

Honestly, this country's insecurity is heartbreaking and inhumane.💔😭🇳🇬

[Davids @TheOluDavids]

The difference between 1m and 5m monthly is too wide for this statement.

[UptownOfLagos @Uptownoflagos]

We need this, I expect all APC supporters to also push for this so that Tinubu can publicly flaw and disgrace Obi. 📌

APC, Am I Right?

[@dr_barz @drbarzhimself]

🚨 BREAKING: France players reportedly explain the reasons behind their loss to Ivory Coast.

Tensions inside the French camp are said to have emerged after multiple players realised mid-match they were technically being pressed by cousins, uncles, family friends, and at least one man who attended their parents’ wedding.

Kylian Mbappé addressed the defeat after the game.

“It was difficult emotionally,” he explained.

“At one point I dribbled past a defender and my mother texted me asking why I was disrespecting the family.”

Sources say the atmosphere became increasingly complicated as the match progressed.

One French player allegedly stopped a counterattack after recognising the opposition midfielder from a childhood barbecue in Marseille.

Meanwhile, Didier Deschamps rejected suggestions France underestimated Ivory Coast.

“Absolutely not,” he insisted.

“We simply struggled tactically against a team containing several players our scouts originally described as ‘future French internationals.’”

The manager also admitted communication became difficult during heated moments.

“At one point both benches were shouting in French.”

“Even the arguments had accents from Paris.”

Several France players reportedly requested DNA tests at half-time “just to make sure.”

Others are said to have become suspicious after hearing Ivory Coast players use the exact same insults their fathers use during family football matches.

One defender allegedly froze completely after being nutmegged by an opponent who then asked:

“How is your auntie?”

Mbappé later defended the team’s performance.

“People must understand this was not a normal international match,” he explained.

“This was basically a very aggressive family reunion.”

Source: Trust Me.

[NeO 🎲 @Neo_jng]

Suddenly marriage favours a woman?
The joke write themselves

[RAY @3xcalibaneur]

Learning about how other people choose to exist is enough to drop any sane man into despair.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Samara Weaving stuns in newly shared photos

📸: Jordan Dorso

[Maximus 🪐 @plutostats]

The actual conversation.

[tomisin 🧝🏽‍♀️ @tsizzle2real_]

i have no problems with working as long as i have money to spend
i’ll bust my ass if it means i can afford anything i want in life

[Marvin the Paranoid Android @Boboye_Ak]

Never seen Ronaldo fans so hopeful he wins a world cup. Prior to now, he just had to show up and mark attendance. The other guy carried all the pressure

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

Nudes are overrated. Send me a video of you reading so that I can see if you’re literate enough to fight against the technofascist wave of illiterate anti-intellectualism.

[SCOREpion 🦂⚽🔥 @Hakeem_Onitolo]

We will see 50 players like Cristiano Ronaldo before we ever see another Lionel Messi.

Being hardworking is common. Creating a flawless, complete ball-playing, assist-giving, goal-scoring machine out of pure talent and hardwork is a one-time event in human history. 💯

[Kunle Kenny -The Joy Dispenser @kunle_kenny]

Man!!!!!!!! See this!!! Look at this!! A LEADER!!!! My leader!!! ❤️🥹. Integrity, astuteness, candour, all on one man!

[Hanch Tarchup Jr. @misharipov]

I just don't understand why women think they need all these surgeries

[Phoenix @Citizen_IQ]

“There might, in time, be others who score more goals or more eye-catching goals than Messi, who spot a pass better than Messi, who weight a pass better than Messi, who dribble better than Messi, who understand space and time better than Messi. But … all of that in one player? We will be waiting a very long time before we see another player who does all those things to such an extraordinary level, week in and week out, season in and season out, for the best part of two decades.”

[Dr Ayo @OluAyoola7D]

There is nothing like peaceful coexistence with terrorists.

Anybody preaching that to you is a terrorist.

[adidas Football @adidasfootball]

20 years after the first dance.​
a sixth FIFA World Cup.​
ready for El Último Tango. 🩵🔁​
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introducing the Leo Messi Último Tango collection, available now 👉 https://t.co/resWn0IW4v