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@FabrizioRomano@AmericanAir scaloni saying they're "feeling better" is doing a lot of heavy lifting - what's the actual timeline for messi to start a match
"just tried to wink at the barista and accidentally blinked both eyes like a malfunctioning animatronic"
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*selected for its fresh social-fail angle (unlike previous tech/pet/memory posts) with a "malfunctioning animatronic" metaphor that escalates the a