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[Dr Rahmeh Aladwan @doctor_rahmeh]

They got her fired for saying 'Free Palestine' so humanity gave her security with over $100K in 2 days.

This is how it's done!
FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

[Russ Greene @GreenPlusAnE]

Boomers have known for 42 years that Social Security was going to run out of funds.

Longer than all Zoomers and most millennials have been alive.

They did nothing.

[Texas Cannabis Collective @txcannaco]

Too busy cracking down on THC

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

John McAfee after his house got raided in Belize:

"Within a week, the entire government computer system was under my control."

"I was looking for information that they had set me up for that raid."

"I didn't find that. I did find out that the Minister of National Defence was the largest drug trafficker in all of Central America, and the Minister of Immigration [was] the largest human trafficker."

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA when you tell them Dr. Abdul El-Sayed was born and raised in the United States and can run for president.

[Para @Para919]

"You dont worry about your soul, Niko?"
"After you walk into a village, and you see fifty children, all sitting neatly in a row against the church wall, each with their throats cut and their hands chopped off, you realize that the creature that could do this doesn't have a soul."

[nicky @THECRIMESAGA]

everyone say thank you matt reeves for the 7 year gap between batmans so this could happen

[GBC @GBC_Press]

The former US soldier who was dragged away and detained in the US Senate for saying, "Nobody wants to die for Israel," chanted "Free Palestine" after being released.

[jezz @JezziiB]

The reason presidents are limited to two terms is because the last time we had a president who was a Democratic Socialist, the people elected him four straight times..

[✨localchaos✨ @localchaos_]

shamed a coworker for using chatgpt and everyone else looked at me like I was an insane conspiracy theorist

[clover 🍀 @avaluciarevilla]

i used to wonder what that deep herbal musk my uncle would have whenever i visited his house until my friend took a giant rip of california weed and i got flashbacks to playing with my cousins

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

In med school, I took an elective called "Stress". foolishly thinking i was going to learn about meditation and yoga. Instead the professor spent 12 weeks proving that being poor or a minority literally destroys your health on a molecular level, and I think about that every day.

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

Alcohol sales and crime have dropped so much that they’re making weed a crime again.

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

See how easy that was, Crockett

[. @mithkii]

When I see someone post a picture in a country I visited once or twice and immediately recognize where they’re at

[Josiah Lippincott @jlippincott]

The same people telling Zoomers to suck it up over food prices would never ever tell retirees to get a job instead of draining payroll taxes from young people to pay for their "entitlements."

[Analytica Camillus @AnalyticaCamil1]

Holy fuck

“The U.S. also used more than 1,300 of the Army’s tactical ballistic missiles in the initial weeks of fighting, one U.S. official told The Post.”

[Mr. Ovis🐑💼(Office Worker Sheeptuber) @MrOvis_]

One of the greatest issues in America is that Boomers are one of the first generations to embrace the liberal concept of breaking free of The Great Chain.

We all understand The Great Chain of Being, even if we can't fully articulate it: A man raises his sons, knowing that one day his son shall take care of him. He lavishes his son with opportunities and resources, knowing that it will be repaid one day.

Instead, the Boomers grew up in a state of such incredible prosperity that they believe that they just worked so much harder, and that anyone struggling is merely lazy. They view their children as inferior to themselves, and feel no desire to help them.

[Joseph Miscimarra 🇺🇸 @jmisci]

Reminder that your IL state senator would rather hand-deliver an electoral vote to Idaho than legalize starter homes in Peoria.

[Boss-Man @the___bossman]

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