Chuck Nuts

keepin' it pink / not a financial advisor, but I am an idiot / jajaja enthusiast / go away / always tired cheek tattoo / que?

[Chuck Nuts @Chuck_Nuts]

Twitter está muerto. Adiós. Goodbye. Good riddens.

[The Facts Dude 🤙🏽 @Thefactsdude]

JUST IN: Afroman drops a banger before the lawsuit against him goes to court Monday in Adams County, Ohio.

Afroman just released “Batteram Hymns of the Police Whistle Blower” a day before the lawsuit heads to court.

Adams County sheriffs are suing Joseph Foreman for defamation, invasion of privacy, and intentional infliction of emotional distress for featuring them in his music videos from the night they raided and vandalized his house and allegedly stole $400.

In the new song and video, he calls the deputies out by name, packed with videos photos from the raid and some AI to make it comical.

Pretty ballsy.

[Chuck Nuts @Chuck_Nuts]

@CMDROpAtLargeCA @USBPChief @CBP @DHSgov Hahahaha you got fired!!! Eat shit and die Bovino!

[Chuck Nuts @Chuck_Nuts]

Good news! @grok has gone woke! I just tested it

[Chuck Nuts @Chuck_Nuts]

@TurningPointOU When will conservatives just stop going to college? This is not collegiate level remedial writing. This isn’t even middle school level writing.

[Chuck Nuts @Chuck_Nuts]

@Humanstein this is going to sound crazy—but you tweeted a long time ago about “people who like all music except rap and country” and it was a super observant tweet. I’m trying to find it, but I can’t. I know it is you cause I remember the person tweeting it having glorious hair

[Chuck Nuts @Chuck_Nuts]

@tedcruz @grok has Ted Cruz ever done anything really gay?

[Chuck Nuts @Chuck_Nuts]

How the fuck is Devon Flanagan and Veronica Hannan getting arrested becoming something republicans are using against democrats?! BOTH SIDES CAN AGREE THAT THEY ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES!

Not gonna lie though—I tagged them for republicans by their behavior.

But who cares? Arrest em!

[Chuck Nuts @Chuck_Nuts]

@cmclymer “but he’s our president!!” - MAGA dipshits

[TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod]

This is nothing. Spotify tried to get me to listen to AI generated country songs about butt fucking after a Lucinda Williams album finished

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

gillian anderson at the oscars (2001)

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Aubrey Plaza as Sharon Stone for SNL

[Chuck Nuts @Chuck_Nuts]

@elonmusk @BillAckman @realDonaldTrump Do you think DJT has our best interest in mind? Cause I don’t feel that way. I’m someone who has been forced to take care of their mother due to dementia. It’s expensive. It’s depressing. Life is hard. Trump seems to make it harder with tariffs, etc. Not to mention his followers

[OSINT Gorilla @GorillaOSINT]

The CIA getting ordered to assassinate elon after dealing with DOGE for months

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

Some iconic interviews with musicians.

I open thread 🧵

1. The amount of drugs Ozzy Osbourne ingested prior to this 1982 interview is unknown

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

I'm putting together a compilation of the best Elon vs Trump tweets. We won't have another day this fun until he dies.

🧵

[Chuck Nuts @Chuck_Nuts]

@TheCinesthetic What song is this?

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Marlon Brando’s response to being called “the greatest actor” ever

[Chuck Nuts @Chuck_Nuts]

@michaelkvance @gtconway3d What’s the matter with your teeth?

[Chuck Nuts @Chuck_Nuts]

@SunTzusWar This is absolutely hilarious amounts of cope. My god you are a dumb fuck.

[Chuck Nuts @Chuck_Nuts]

@TheresaMarie455 @elonmusk That’s rich coming from a man @TheresaMarie455 You ain’t fooling anyone. You will never be a real woman!