Bench shapiro

-twitter personality- |SA+EP| this is just me attempting to be funny. 25.

[Bench shapiro @chuck_raw]

rt

[Scaron🌙 @Pragmaticluna]

Me and @chuck_raw gonna learn that move the guy in the white tee does in POPSTAR😤

[Bench shapiro @chuck_raw]

I need a Vegas trip stat

[mena @timoatreides]

paul atreides telling him through the subtitles to stand up and say “Let’s Go Knicks” and him doing so immediately 😭

[HVAC Barclay @BigDickBarclay]

"We have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one is working"

[🤝 @xPeaceLandBread]

I’ve seen some fire fits in China but I’ve never seen a jacket this hard in my life

[BOOGIE ‼️ @TreyBoog23]

My hinge is glitched women aren’t able to match we me for some reason lol

[Manlet King ☩ @TheManlet_King]

Ryan Gosling "It's not your job to save cinema. It's mine."

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

I'll always remember Chuck Norris as the man who changed the course of dodgeball history by casting the deciding vote that allowed Average Joes to play in the championship of the Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open where they upset the heavily favored Globo Gym Purple Cobras.

RIP. 🙏

[AtnsMDX @AtnsXBT]

when bro is on the verge of blacking out after the bar but we’re 5 minutes away from the casino

[Conner Burks @connerburks]

justin gaethje reading this

[dennis @AkainuBerbaric]

Guy Ritchie has been single handedly keeping Henry Cavill employed since he left DC

[B @ParmaJawnCheese]

Distorted face is about to put up legendary numbers in my texts

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Paramount+ Portuguese stream right now

[Jed I. Goodman © @jedigoodman]

Fight is amazing.
#UFC326

[Bench shapiro @chuck_raw]

Wtf paramount in watching the UFC in portuguese bc the English Channel got fucked

[♱ HAOLE ♱ @DegenHaole]

I’M NOT ADDICTED TO GAMBLING

I’M ADDICTED TO HOPE

[wapital @wapital3]

do not feel creepy with a 5 year age gap girlfriend. these 40 year old men are running psyops trying to steal all the young hoes from us.

[☆ @seadave1a]

ATMs be having $4 withdrawal fees talking about "cover your pin" mf you the thief

[For Sale: Gender Reveal Tire, Lightly Used @SparrowAdorer]

Obsessed with this gif, gonna try to find more opportunities to use it

[Undergotten @Undergotten]

Isn't it nice how storms only happen on the weekends now? They never really interrupt Commerce. Got to keep the hamsters on the Wheel