Chas Guard

Apple bottom jeans.
Boots with the fur.

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I have completed Learn String Manipulation by Building a Cipher #freecodecamp
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Shoes have gotten really comfortable.

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No matter what happens, in 10 years you will be 10 years older. Follow your heart.

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"No family is safe when I sashay"

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@TMIC_Canada I find the scheme used to annotate metabolites very useful. Do you have a class tree somewhere so I can rank metabolites not found on the HMDB website?

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Cigarettes are still cool #2018

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Purgatory must be like trying to pick a restaurant with your girlfriend.

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How dumb are panda bears? #amiright

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Musically, Courtney Love is a roll model.

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Fukkk iphones. #apple #iphone #android #ios

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@realDonaldTrump This is the opposite of draining the swamp.

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@Android Can I downgrade? I really miss the #blobemojis

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@Oreo @Android bring back the blob. #keeptheblob #blobemojis

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@google please keep the blob #blobemojis #newemojissuck #keeptheblob @android #oreo #misstheblob #bringbacktheblob

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Ralphie May dies from heart attack.

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My band will have a strict no jewelry policy.

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What we observe is not nature itself, but nature exposed to our method of questioning - Heisenberg

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The cashiers at the piggy wiggy always complement my beard. "I'm not gonna lie, Your beard is hard as hell." #piggywiggy #beardlove

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Sometimes I walk out of a number 2 just ecstatic about how good of an experience it was... Mumbling "that was a good shit" to myself. #poop

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Single coil pickups till I die.