Chuck Buscuits

[Chuck Buscuits @ChuckBuscuits]

@FreddyLA7 Penn State Whiteout. Best atmosphere in US sports

[Chuck Buscuits @ChuckBuscuits]

@marc_donato @themonicamadden I don’t like Connie Chan; however, the only espionage and lying here is that news article. Another example of fake media sources the rich and powerful are creating to try and fool you. And there are “many such cases” unfortunately. Don’t let them do that to you brother.

[Chuck Buscuits @ChuckBuscuits]

@chatter2015 @XVanFleet @themonicamadden Definitely not. She accepted $450,000 from AIPAC shell companies

[Chuck Buscuits @ChuckBuscuits]

@ZohranKMamdani can you build futsal courts, cage style, proper favela ball, across the city?

[Chuck Buscuits @ChuckBuscuits]

@datsderrick Then rip Kernkraft 400 when we score goals

[derrick @datsderrick]

For our knockout stage… fly an HBCU marching band to Santa Clara. Whiteout like Penn State. Play Neck. Come out to Enter Sandman in the first half and 2001/Sandstorm in the second half. Play Mo Bamba at the second half hydration break.

College football it up. #USMNT

[Josh 〽️ @UMFanJosh]

At US games we shouldn’t try to do chants. It sounds corny. Let’s see how Australia responds to 75k people doing this for 90 minutes

[Nate @NutsandBoltsz]

@StokeyyG2 We aura forced Australia to score on themselves, it’s a beautiful day

[Ralph Longstaff @RalphLongstaff]

The Miami Marlins have announced two new minor league affiliates: the Little Saint James Islanders, and the Tel Aviv Epstein’s, per @JomboyMedia.

[Chuck Buscuits @ChuckBuscuits]

@CodifyBaseball We’ve entered the jestermaxxing meta of baseball

[Totablehydra @totableboy713]

If you put AI in a geek bar you could sell it for whatever you want

[Chuck Buscuits @ChuckBuscuits]

@JaretGold I just bought a toaster named Harbaugh and a hair dryer named Franklin. Drawing a nice warm bath for the three of us.

[I agree Go Cavs @CavsLover69]

The cowards @nytimes have put the mini crossword behind a paywall

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

TRUMP JUST FLED THE PODIUM WITH PUTIN — NO QUESTIONS, NOTHING! TOTAL LOW ENERGY. THE MAN LOOKED LIKE HE’D JUST EATEN 3 BUCKETS OF KFC WITH VLAD. IS HE AFRAID THE PRESS WILL ASK ABOUT ME??? (AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR) AND THE FACT I "STOLE THE CAMERAS" THIS WEEK WITH “THE MAPS”? MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING HE BEGGED PUTIN TO HOLD HIS HANDS (TINY) ON THE WAY OUT. ADMIT IT, DONNIE J… YOU’RE TERRIFIED BECAUSE THIS WAS THE WORST WEEK OF YOUR LIFE BECAUSE OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. “THE MAPS” WILL END YOUR PRESIDENCY, RETAKE CONGRESS FOR THE PEOPLE, AND EXPOSE YOUR RIGGED "LITTLE GAME." MY "PERFECT MAPS" ARE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN ANYTHING IN TRUMP TOWER (WHICH MANY SAY SMELLS WEIRD). @STEVENCHUENG47 — EXPLAIN THIS DISASTER!!! ENJOY YOUR FLIGHT HOME, DONALD — YOU’RE PUTIN’S PROBLEM NOW. I’M AMERICA’S SOLUTION. — GCN

[Chuck Buscuits @ChuckBuscuits]

@grok: if I beat that pussy up is you gon’ tell on me?

[Chuck Buscuits @ChuckBuscuits]

@rhysthepounder Yuppppp

[Chuck Buscuits @ChuckBuscuits]

Jarvis show me some good man boobs