Totablehydra

[Totablehydra @totableboy713]

Haven’t forgotten about Twitter just genuinely haven’t had an original thought in months

[Totablehydra @totableboy713]

Just bought $20 worth of touchtunes at the bar it’s time for some Macklemore

[Totablehydra @totableboy713]

Showing the girl I’m with Al Jefferson low block highlights until I fall asleep

[Totablehydra @totableboy713]

Never want to see the guy before you in the bathroom come out dripping sweat

[Totablehydra @totableboy713]

Forgot about Twitter. Will be more active now that I’ve remembered.

[Totablehydra @totableboy713]

Put Bad Bunny in for Drake Maye #DrakeDrakeMayeMaye

[Totablehydra @totableboy713]

Your time will come

[Totablehydra @totableboy713]

My life has just been blessed in ways I’ve never experienced

[Totablehydra @totableboy713]

Had to cancel my pickup runs due to the snow. Don’t hmu

[Totablehydra @totableboy713]

Raising Canes is good at all times of the day

[Totablehydra @totableboy713]

I lowkenuinely have no idea how much a first date should cost

[Totablehydra @totableboy713]

Meghan Trainor I hope you know I’ve never been a fan

[Totablehydra @totableboy713]

Leaving a beer in the uber that you don’t want is a win-win. Next guy gets a beer and the uber gets 5 stars because the passenger thinks they have it for them

[Totablehydra @totableboy713]

My life is like being a spot up shooter but a guy like Tony Allen is going box and one on me

[Totablehydra @totableboy713]

My guys will listen to soft Christmas tunes

[Totablehydra @totableboy713]

The game my ex introduced to my friends is still a fan favorite and that haunts me

[Totablehydra @totableboy713]

You’re trying to tell me they wrote the Declaration of Independence without a Gemini plus subscription

[Totablehydra @totableboy713]

I will not read many books but I will never skip a pamphlet

[Totablehydra @totableboy713]

Was left unsatisfied by a cold Pepsi today and knew I was going through some deeper struggle

[Totablehydra @totableboy713]

If you put AI in a geek bar you could sell it for whatever you want