Dollar Store Koe Wetzel

"If heaven ain't a lot like Dixie I don't wanna go” (for legal reasons anything posted is strictly satirical and not meant to be taken literally)

[Dollar Store Koe Wetzel @chuckdaddy98]

@Daddy_Lopez55 You've clearly never been to the University of Alabama

[Barstool Bama @BarstoolAlabama]

Where were you moment

[SEC Numbers Guy @secnumbersguy]

Schools to make the College Football Playoff, AP Basketball Top 25, and College World Series:
-Alabama

That’s it. That’s the list.

The EVERYTHING school.

[Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx]

The only correct answer

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Not emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

A grand slam in a super regional to potentially send your team to Omaha has to be a top tier feeling in life

[out of context house m.d. @telyhouse]

Hugh Laurie responded to a criticism of House

[SEC Network @SECNetwork]

ALABAMA GRAND SLAM 💥 @AlabamaBSB

[SEC Network @SECNetwork]

Alabama dominates Game 1 against St. John's in Tuscaloosa Super Regional 😤 @AlabamaBSB

[Dr. Clayton Forrester @DrClaytonForre1]

Trump hired a bunch of chuds to restore the Reflecting Pool, which they did on time and on budget. Liberals are absolutely furious because they don't want voters to see that you can just fix things.

[David @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This fantasy league had its loser trick or treat in June until he got 10 pieces of candy from houses.

Elite punishment.

[Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx]

It’s not great to be an Auburn Tiger.

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

One might wonder why Newscum's team would post something so idiotic, but it makes sense considering they've never actually seen a project completed. It's a foreign concept to them.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

'Vacations.'

The word is 'vacations.'

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

When Walmart never went back to 24 hours nation wide after Covid I knew that was the end of America.

[Tee Rickey @OCRichardP]

"Life is hard...but it's harder when you're stupid."
~Sen. John Kennedy