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@ElsteinGil78846 @krswill70 @Osint613 @grok Article itself says he’s still alive. Posted at 2:37. Misinformation

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five nice at freedie’s

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Haven’t been on Twitter lately- this the kinda shit I’ve been on

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@visiblecare My service randomly cut off at around 12 pm even though I’ve been in a completely covered area and I’ve done just about every diagnostic your chat agents have asked and I’m still 8 hours without data. Could really use some help

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my dog named burt reynolds (actually)

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i miss my mf homie

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people on facebook will bring out knives and guns over a Rick and Morty meme

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Narrowed down my bday party to these two what do u guys think

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https://t.co/mZ5ryvj1by

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Danbert Veal and Lambbert

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@oneeyedw0rm this is giving some sort of nasty vibe and i gotta say- i hate it

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@oneeyedw0rm be a merciful god and spare us

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i just want to leave people alone

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my nephew insisted that he eat some. i told him it was literally two to three weeks old depending on how long it was in the store. he still wanted a piece. i threw it lmao

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with all the stupid dumb baby bullshit going on in my life, i gotta say i smashed a watermelon the other day, and it felt great

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@Yes_this_is_abe Phasma wasted, Finn never shows up ever again, Rey literally kisses her abuser, Poe said the dumbest line in the franchise, Luke did what the hell ever, Leia Superman

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i’m honestly more tired than i have ever been before