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[chuck m @chucketlist]

My student loan servicer talks to me like Tony Soprano right before he kills someone. I’m pretty sure he said these exact words to Big Pussy Bonpensiero in season 2

[Sahib Singh @sahibcantsingh]

how it feels to get boxed out of the group walk

[Miya Shay @miyashay]

With all boxes in, @JoeforHouston nearly doubles @NickHellyar’s numbers, 6,400 votes vs. 3,500. District C has a new council member.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Looksmaxxer, Clavicular, mogged by “Chad” judge in Miami court hearing.

[Noah 🇺🇦 @NoahMF]

Congratulations to Joe Panzarella on being elected the next council member for District C!

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

“Kash Patel’s Bourbon” is the name of something they’d enter into discovery during a hazing lawsuit

[Jay Marshall Wolman @wolmanj]

This is retaliation for Vincent LaGuardia Gambini showing up the locals in a high profile murder case

[chuck m @chucketlist]

@NoahMF Especially funny when you realize he’s not even doing any work today. It’s def, like, sitting in the IT training and signing all the HR documents

[chuck m @chucketlist]

@BayouBikeyBoi @krobbn @NoahMF The will be kept under the watchful stewardship of rightwing Cubans at the Bay of Pigs museum

[chuck m @chucketlist]

@NoahMF Did not take you for a mike jones fan

[chuck m @chucketlist]

So cool to see @JoeforHouston come by the @BayouBlueDems meeting last night. Keep the drainage projects funded!

[chuck m @chucketlist]

@JoeforHouston @Joe_Nilla_1 Get his ass, Joe

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

The perfect mug doesn’t exis—

[chuck m @chucketlist]

Every two weeks a billionaire CEO gets on tv or a podcast and says about AI “it’s really cool; it’s going to replace every single person at their job” and then they all get mad when normal people aren’t excited about that prospect

[chuck m @chucketlist]

Readying the meme

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

They want LeBron

[chuck m @chucketlist]

They are trying to recreate Duke from first principles

[Alec MacGillis @AlecMacGillis]

High Point University in NC, which beat Wisconsin in basketball today, conducts campus tours on golf carts, offers wealthy students private housing for $40,000 per year and built an "airplane-cabin interior" so that students could rehearse sitting next to an executive on a plane.