Chuck Flanders

[Chuck Flanders @chuckflanders]

We were just stopped by @Disneyland security because there was an ‘unidentified white powder’ at the bottom of our stroller. Any guesses what it was?

[Chuck Flanders @chuckflanders]

Hey @wingstop @WingstopCEO Nothing like getting your order cancelled during the Super Bowl. Thanks!

[Chuck Flanders @chuckflanders]

@DamonBruce If you really want to piss them off, start singing “My Country Tis Of Thee” when they play “God Save our King”. Drives them insane!

[Chuck Flanders @chuckflanders]

@CalVarsityRugby @CalAthletics Roll On You Bears!

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Sh*t…

[Chuck Flanders @chuckflanders]

Any #aerospaceengineers out there? I want to call BS on a claim made by a certain airline about seat assignments and plane safety, but want a science check first.

[Chuck Flanders @chuckflanders]

Five shots fired in the 1700 block of Prince Street in Berkeley. What’s up?

[Damon & Ratto @DamonAndRatto]

Heartbreaking news that the beloved Ray Fosse has passed away.

@DamonBruce & @RattoIndy remember the Athletics legend.

🎧 https://t.co/U8uV8r4JGm

[Chuck Flanders @chuckflanders]

My wife purchased a cashmere sweater from @stitchfix but one of our cats put a hole in it (and a new pair of jeans besides). What can we do?

[Damon Bruce @DamonBruce]

He should have offered the A's 30 HR's this year, with 14 more homers paid out over a 14 year period.

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

Hell yeah i said it! And I mean every damn word of it. This is not a damn private matter. Not when you’re increasing the possibility of contaminating others. Damn that S$&@!!!

[Chuck Flanders @chuckflanders]

@CalAthletics When the Phoenix Five stole the Tree in 1998.

[Chuck Flanders @chuckflanders]

Follow up per my neighbors. 5 shots fired from one car to another. White getaway car. One woman probable fatality.

[Chuck Flanders @chuckflanders]

Shots fired in 1700 block of Prince Street in Berkeley. Lots of police and an ambulance. @berkeleyside what’s up?

[♍️ Paula 🐝🥂🇺🇦 @paularadell]

@BenJKest .@GavinNewsom and I’m both proud and relieved he’s at the helm when our federal government is failing at the highest level.

[Chuck Flanders @chuckflanders]

@Uber is there a way to get an Uber xl in San Francisco that seats 9?

[Chuck Flanders @chuckflanders]

My Uber smells like Drakkar Noir.

[Chuck Flanders @chuckflanders]

@wblakegray Donate it to the San Francisco Wine Auction and help send kids to camp.

[Chuck Flanders @chuckflanders]

@InterConSydney I need to get a message to one of your guests. What’s the best way non-phone?

[Chuck Flanders @chuckflanders]

@EliasSports What are the @Athletics BA/RISP in the last 7 elimination games?