Charles Glanville

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Wife: Did you give a 2-year-old Cocoa Pebbles?!

Me: Did she spill them everywhere?

Wife: Yes!

Me: Then no.

[Rebekah Holmes Cate @olu77]

Fake it until you become it! #TedTalks #studentsuccess Good stuff @DrJoeGilgour!

[Charles Glanville @chuckgrimes21]

When your boss asks for a drs note but you lied about being sick

[NBA Force (ACC FOR SALE) @FW_Force]

Yes👏🏼

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My kids have a loud doll that really cries.

Its batteries finally died.

My wife put new batteries in it.

We're getting divorced.

[null @Epiforce]

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[Motivate Athlete @MotivateAthIete]

Don't stop when you're tired, stop when you're done.

[Sarcasm @SarcasmSaid]

i wonder who's still going to be bү mү side 10 үears from now...

[Is That a Gun? Movie @isthatagun]

Yes! @CocksNotGlocks @sfclem: Radicalism in the GVP movement has arrived. It's feminist as hell & freakin badass.