Staten Island Chuck

Biting Mayor Bloomberg since Groundhog Day, 2009

[Staten Island Chuck @chuckgroundhog]

7/7: DeBalsio, you coward, where the hell were you today?

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6. As a sign of respect the local mayor must clean the local groundhog's quarters every year on Groundhog Day.

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5. Groundhogs shall have the right to bite the local mayor. (Do you have a mayor in Punxatawny? Ha!)

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4. Groundhog Union agenda, cont'd:
- Strict preference for the patronage of in-state groundhogs. (@GroundhogClub: "Stay in P-A". )

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3. Union agenda:
- Outlaw outsourcing of weather prediction to computers , so-called "weathermen" (and women) and Chinese groundhogs

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2. Time to renew my call for a Groundhog Labor Union.

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1. (Yawn) What time did you say it is?

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@nickgeorgianis Thank you. Love the detritus of industrial civilization. Have you shot Tottenville? A favorite haunt in a previous life….

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Hi, I just woke up.

So, should I bite DeBlasio later today?

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@groundhogclub You don't want to miss this. Miss Ohio will be there! "Annual Groundhog Banquet tickets on sale…: http://t.co/x8PS7xYu5o…

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#Groundhoggate News of my demise was exaggerated. i was only sleeping. But someone woke me up early and i have to get ready for my big day.

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@only_si_chuck Hey, impostor, are you ready for our big day?

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Hey, @FafaGroundhog @groundhogphil21 @GroundhogClub Are you guys getting ready yet for our big day?

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@ReelQuinn You just woke me up early.

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@totallytea @GroundhogPhil 1st, I never said spring would be warm; just early . 2nd, u don't get quality service 4 a handful of kibble.

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After bloomberg is gone, who should I bite? Nominations gratefully accepted.

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@groundhogphil Indicted for lying. http://t.co/zhnoWZd6xT. If he had joined my #GroundhogUnion, we would have mounted a stout defence.

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Say it isn't so! My best friend @samadamsthedog is no more. RIP Sam Adams The Dog.

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My latest hero: Justice Milton A. Tingling Jr. of State Supreme Court in Manhattan.

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...meanwhile, the only thing giving me second thoughts about endorsing Lhota is Giuliani's endorsement.