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@Th33ILLUMINATI @JDVance @grok why don’t nukes detonate when they’re destroyed or ignited?

[chuck jim @chuckjimtoday]

@glum_pensioner @LifeThe36465 @Th33ILLUMINATI @JDVance . its manufacturer, dumbass. You probably don’t even know how to enrich uranium.

[chuck jim @chuckjimtoday]

@Gilbertbelieve2 In 1945, we dropped 2 nuclear bombs on Japan. You asked if I could justify the atrocities…

[chuck jim @chuckjimtoday]

Gen x to their millennial siblings: everything you like sucks.
Gen x to their gen z kids: you are an artist and every thing you do and say is of value.
#resentments

[chuck jim @chuckjimtoday]

@49ers will hopefully win the #superbowl and the #halftimeshow will hopefully be @blink182 and @GreenDay

[Stacy Stateham @StacyStateham]

@buitengebieden @MarkHamill needs this in his day

[chuck jim @chuckjimtoday]

Thanks A Wilhelm Scream for spending 973 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to GIMMETHESHAKES. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/C1Fejzdx8G

[chuck jim @chuckjimtoday]

@spidadmitchell #takenote still too tho.

[chuck jim @chuckjimtoday]

@KILLTONY had to move @DJHansKim to the end of the show because @realjeffreyross gets distractedly turned on by Asian twinks.

[chuck jim @chuckjimtoday]

@AnthonyGreen how come the song 2022 was pulled from Boom. Done. On @Spotify ? Your voice, your talent and your passion #fucksmeup

[chuck jim @chuckjimtoday]

#gasprices are so high right now I can’t even play #MarioKart

[chuck jim @chuckjimtoday]

As a @utahjazz fan I feel like if we don’t all walk away with at least a time share in #newyork or #miami then we got screwed in the @spidadmitchell trade.

[chuck jim @chuckjimtoday]

@RoyalCaribbean I wanna cruise but I can’t stop smoking weed. Can you help?

[chuck jim @chuckjimtoday]

@CarnivalCruise I wanna cruise but I can’t stop smoking weed. Can you help?

[chuck jim @chuckjimtoday]

@stoolpresidente His Scientology overlords are going to punish his handlers.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

One thing is certain. Will Smith is a certified lunatic. Like you are legit capable of doing anything if you are capable of doing that in that moment.

[chuck jim @chuckjimtoday]

@nickmohammed your performance was so powerful. You are a tremendous artist and you deserve the success that is coming your way.

[chuck jim @chuckjimtoday]

@neiltyson if the earth suddenly stopped rotating, what affect would the initial halt have?

[chuck jim @chuckjimtoday]

Binging #snl and I’m like, Where the fuck are the music performances? #lornemichaels #nbc