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Just trying to make the world a funnier place :)

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Friend: You go to concerts on school nights? Me: No, it's more like I go to school on concert nights. #lol #funny

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Some years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have no jobs, no cash, and no hope. Please, don't let Kevin Bacon die!

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Wait... What ???

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Mmm damn 😂😂😂

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I keep a baseball bat under my bed incase someone tries to break in and pitch a no hitter

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If your behind someone at an ATM at night, let them know you're not a threat by gently kissing their neck.

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This kid is gangsta as fuuuck 😂

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Sorry I yelled "killin it" when your mom was eating that banana

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I can almost always tell when a movie isn't using real dinosaurs

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Depressed ? Keep your chin up cuz when it's down it looks like there's two of them, which is gross.

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When you wanna bang but she's got Ebola!