Mike Dobbins

Tampax, Poise Pads, KY, Eric Andre Show, The Other Two, Dog Eat Dog, Crown Prince, Muffin Man, Magnet, UCB, PIT, Sak, Caroline's, Stand-Up NY, Clubs, Maui Taco

[Mike Dobbins @chuckledobby]

You want to act like you're the "save the consumer from Dollar Tree pork chop - hero"? You know you ate all three of them, Mr. Goodheart phony baloney clown-o!!
Dollar Tree ONE DOLLAR Pork Loin Chops - WHAT ARE WE EATING? - The Wolfe... https://t.co/xx7eDFlCJM via @YouTube

[Mike Dobbins @chuckledobby]

Was wondering if Stephen Root wore Chotchkie's uniform adorned with only suspenders, flare and khaki shorts for Milton-in-the-Mirror inside his trailer, on the set of Office Space? Saying "hi Milton, I'm Jen. You more stud-like than hubby B Pitt. let's knock boots".

[Mike Dobbins @chuckledobby]

Just breaks my heart in 2 seeing Jelly hug this poor fan begging for change at the gas station. He gave him more than loose coins..he gave him a super hug!!

Jelly Roll talks to fan at GAS STATION ⛽️ 💯 #shorts #jellyroll #countrym... https://t.co/1QUi3oTzSu via @YouTube

[Mike Dobbins @chuckledobby]

SHEETZ!!!
$5-$7 for meat lovers and $4-$6 for the Veggie Skillet Bowl, catering to carnivores and vegetarians alike.
Breakfast Wraps and Entrees like the Breakfast Burrito Junior, Breakfast Quesadilla ranging from $3-$5, provide a comprehensive selection for every taste.

[Mike Dobbins @chuckledobby]

If sing and rap at same exact time as the highlights come up, the whole song is basically off. Be careful not get 2 pissed. Chill dawg chill bro easy dawg. don't look ,go from memory dawg

Linkin Park - In The End (Karaoke Version) https://t.co/pyROOtkYyc via @YouTube

[Footballism @FootbaIIism]

This will always be hilarious 😂

[Mike Dobbins @chuckledobby]

Who give 2 shits if you went over there? who is you?? Get locked up get chopped up goin' over there fuhkin around. Mind your own bizness bubblehead ho!!

I'm an American who visited Dubai for the first time. Here are 11 things I wish I knew before I went. https://t.co/KJ5ele6TQz

[Mike Dobbins @chuckledobby]

Jellyroll spoke at Congress. More important is...yes congress people take shits. But it not where Jellyroll can't shit there too. I doubt he shit in limo. Good chance he shit at Congress after he was finished instructing them about how to get Americans to cut back on opioids.

[Mike Dobbins @chuckledobby]

If got a hemmorhoidal flare up, a preparation H suppository and a laser beam and you still bitching in people ear about the non-stop itch? Watch the people walk away from you.....watch them walk the f%ck away.

[Mike Dobbins @chuckledobby]

Twitter X isn't about family photos, marriage photos and graduation bullshits. It about cutting edge journalistic integrity presented by the posters. I post about my prick and speculate other people pubes. I go places to find stories that some people can't even dream about.

[Mike Dobbins @chuckledobby]

Most of the time you b*tch. But how many times you honestly say that you just standing there and then drop major number twos with no defense of it running down leg? You have no gratitude in attitude but then you think you can handle 5 billion dollars? You is a mashed potatoes.

[Mike Dobbins @chuckledobby]

If you're not on stage, then you have to promo. If you not promo, then you have to get on stage. Get off stage and talk to managers and different dollar stores and reach out to market new clients and see if can settle on a new strategy for outreach market promo for stage time.

[Mike Dobbins @chuckledobby]

You is a busted ass stank fuhka tryin' to kill my ass with those shitty eggs you fried. Well, you know, I is the dumb ass at the end of day for not cooking my own shit after knew we was arguing. I'm sorry boo boo, here let me get some cucci. Oh u mad? OK I sleep on couch then.

[Mike Dobbins @chuckledobby]

you frying' my eggs with a swipe from an old can of lard grease?? Breakfast tasted like shit, and now I just shitted rhea! What? You trying' to kill me beeeeeyotch!!!

Hippo gets explosive diarrhea. https://t.co/54wXcEMXV9 via @YouTube

[Mike Dobbins @chuckledobby]

Twitter used to be a social media source for news and pertinent information about my nuts. But now I need to get serious as a journalist and report things that really matter.....my pubes.

[Mike Dobbins @chuckledobby]

Cucci.......... it comes dime a dozen.
When freaks are drunk on White Claws and hunchin' on they cuzzin.
But then somebody farted, and the bar it smelled like shit. And Berty threw a barstool, knocked Pameesha in her tit!!!

[Mike Dobbins @chuckledobby]

Scrub-a-dub a cucci, groomed my freakin' nuts. U stank ass freak with poochie, tart-stank sweat ass butt. Tuna fish and grouper, smelling up the bar. Wipe ye freakin' pooper, 'fore hopping' in me car!!!!

[Mike Dobbins @chuckledobby]

Post Malone look for real ass-kickin’ country cred! He done opened the back of semi-tractor trailer wearing an oxygen mask super-glued to Luke Combs wrangler britches, where the whole trailer was flooded with diarrhea. Combs and Post both sh*t flumed onto Na$$hville $$treeeets!!

[Mike Dobbins @chuckledobby]

Post Malone got them country cred promo out the back of the tractor trailer with oxygen mask, trailer filled with diarrhea pour out onto Nashville, Luke Combs-Shelton dang dig dang dong brrrrowng shiiiiiiiiit been had that country creddds for at least 9 month!! Kick-ass-cuhhnt!

[Mike Dobbins @chuckledobby]

You have to put a magnifying glass up to the Mayor’s pubic hairs if you looking for lice…'cause you ain’t going to find it….because more than likely the mayor shampoo’s his prick bush unless he waxes where then there is no pubes.