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I'm going to be the next Canadian dracula

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I'm 20 minutes into Predator 2 and I'm pretty sure the predator is a feminist icon. So far she's killed a BUNCH of men and cops only.

[Bryan Miller @realbryanmiller]

Funny that Tim Scott’s lack of being married is a big issue but the leading candidate having a blatantly pretend marriage is not.

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In 2014 someone bet Ariana Grande she couldn't fuck the two ugliest men on the planet and today she collects her winnings

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When god made Chris Cornell it was specifically to reassure Cobain and Vedder were absolute losers from the get. And ugly.

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The entire Beltway area must smell like a hospice.

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Shout out to Pioson having a radio hit to the tune of a child's hand clap game. Say say oh playmate, talk dirty to me!

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Which old white male investor in Theranos are we waiting for to die of embarrassment before Elizabeth Holmes actually goes to prison?

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The way Lorne Michaels forces Pete Davidson upon an unwanting world makes me think he had something to do with 9/11.

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I hope I don't meet a demise in such a way that Dateline or 20/20 would have to describe me as a light in everyone's life. Ask all my closest friends, I never pick up.

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Kehla and the killahs, won

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All the right numbers but in the wrong order

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Every year I watch Home Alone and every year I'm aghast Kevin calls his mom a dummy to her face and every year I yell, "You're lucky all she does is forget you at home!"

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It's cold enough now my dead grandma's voice stops chiding me for how many half drank Bublys I leave out and reminds me to get my skates sharpened.
Thanks Fern.

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Sis has an ambitious agenda, I've been trying my best!

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I love having a bunch of plants but sometimes I feel like I'm just keeping a lot of inedible salad alive.

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@NateAbshire Twenty-six!

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@realbryanmiller

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I think Shannon Hoon gets lost in the RIP of 90's lead singers but Galaxie is a perfect song and so vulnerable. And fucking fun.

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Tonight I got accused of being a "dainty molester" and I've never felt more seen, heard and slender.
That's how you compliment a lady.

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Tone-Loc was onto something