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5 time SHM Citizens Association Chili Cookoff winner

[chuckrex @chuckrex]

"Spirits, sugar, water, bitters" I whisper to myself as I pour a shot of room temperature gin into my can of diet Sprite.

[chuckrex @chuckrex]

I've been listening to this podcast for years... but the thrill I got the first time I heard the phrase "warrior monks."

[The Rest Is History @TheRestHistory]

📣NEW EPISODE📣

🗡️DAWN OF THE SAMURAI: JAPAN'S GREATEST WARRIOR🗡️

Tom and Dominic discuss:

🤔 Who was the greatest samurai of all time?
🇯🇵 The most brutal civil war in Japan's history
👑 The holy origins of the status of the emperor

[chuckrex @chuckrex]

@baseballcrank "Cafeteria staff request that Sidekicks please stop ordering Hero sandwiches."

[chuckrex @chuckrex]

Wordle 1,799 3/6*

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[chuckrex @chuckrex]

When asked why politicians can't just be better, Barney Frank retorted to an audience: "Because you voters aren't that great either. Look at the choices you make." RIP

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[chuckrex @chuckrex]

@pescami @rkylesmith Open bars....

[chuckrex @chuckrex]

"...and just as a note, we both ran, but I absolutely ran faster. Not that big a deal, but ya know... it's Gospel now."

[chuckrex @chuckrex]

@S___Elliott Hunt for Red October

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

To Save Time, CNN Will Now Run Retractions Simultaneously With News Stories https://t.co/L42uRFZb2e

[Hans Mahncke @HansMahncke]

The New York Times has now amended its “Smoking Jars of Metal and Fuses” headline, but it’s too late. Even in a world drowning in fake news, this particular masterpiece will live on in infamy.

[chuckrex @chuckrex]

Open the schools!

[chuckrex @chuckrex]

You can tell the Fitbit people are from southern California because my device told me I just spent 2:41 doing aerobics.

[chuckrex @chuckrex]

@nathanbrand Unfollowing

[chuckrex @chuckrex]

Nowadays when I order a book from Amazon I feel like I'm using the
Old Magic.

[chuckrex @chuckrex]

Sigh...

[chuckrex @chuckrex]

@heckyessica This is our new Boxing Day tradition.

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

Who's coming to #DENvsWAS?

We've got some extra pregame field passes to give away!

RT + let us know why ya want 'em ⤵️

[chuckrex @chuckrex]

If you're wondering, it takes seventeen fun size Snickers before the fun stops and the regret begins.

[Mary Katharine Ham @mkhammer]

I want to take a moment to recognize the bravery of the woman who, when told to “get out of my fucking shot” CALMLY FACT-CHECKS HER BOSS on EVs and is presumably still alive? She deserves better and I hope she found it.