Charlie Has Something to Say

Dad. Husband. Attorney. Frustrated optimist. Some days more than others.

[Charlie Has Something to Say @chuckspithytake]

Remember the end of Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade where the Nazi collaborator has to choose which cup is the Holy Grail, and he chooses the wrong one and d!es? And the knight guarding it says, “He chose poorly.” Well,
@RobertKennedyJr, you chose poorly.

[Charlie Has Something to Say @chuckspithytake]

@TheRickWilson If I were president, Putin would be a lot happier.

[Charlie Has Something to Say @chuckspithytake]

@gtconway3d He said if he were president, Putin would be a lot happier right now. Can we get that in a Lincoln Project commercial?

[Charlie Has Something to Say @chuckspithytake]

@ktumulty @JohnCornyn Two birds with one stone

[Charlie Has Something to Say @chuckspithytake]

@DogginTrump Actually, when Trump appeals, he will either have to post a bond for the $83mm or pay that amount to the court (he might argue against doing that, but he had to in the previous case). Once she wins the appeal, she will just receive the cash from the court or the bond company.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Hey chuckledicks heads up, every time you buy a red MAGA hat the money goes to E. Jean Carroll now

[Charlie Has Something to Say @chuckspithytake]

@doriechevlen @LAReviewofBooks This was pretty fantastic writing. Looking forward to reading all your future stuff.

[Charlie Has Something to Say @chuckspithytake]

@SenatorTimScott @CDCgov Seatbelts run counter to the science that said brakes are effective.

[Charlie Has Something to Say @chuckspithytake]

This is some next-level trolling. Turning it into an art form.

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

The Biden Administration is recklessly releasing hundreds of illegal immigrants who have COVID into Texas communities.

The Biden Admin. must IMMEDIATELY end this callous act that exposes Texans & Americans to COVID.

[Charlie Has Something to Say @chuckspithytake]

@alfranken Greg Abbott took one “Heckuva job, Brownie” and rolled it up with a “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.”

[Charlie Has Something to Say @chuckspithytake]

@kherman Abbott took one “Heckuva job, Brownie” and rolled it up with a “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.”

[Charlie Has Something to Say @chuckspithytake]

This is like a “Heckuva job, Brownie” rolled up with a “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.”

[Ryan Autullo @RyanAutullo]

At morning presser, Austin Mayor Steve Adler fuming over Gov. Abbott's lifting of mask mandate.

"There's no explanation for the governor's action other than trying to distract us and the media from the failure of the state to protect us from the power outage."

[Charlie Has Something to Say @chuckspithytake]

@AutulloAAS This is like a “Heckuva job, Brownie” rolled up with a “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.”

[Charlie Has Something to Say @chuckspithytake]

@erikbryn Rather than calling the new variant the “Texas Variant,” let’s please call it the “Abbott Variant.”

[Charlie Has Something to Say @chuckspithytake]

@VBKerry This is like a “Heckuva job, Brownie” rolled up with a “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.”

[Charlie Has Something to Say @chuckspithytake]

@FOXBaltimore This is like a “Heckuva job, Brownie” rolled up with a “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.”

[Charlie Has Something to Say @chuckspithytake]

@TexasTribune This is like a “Heckuva job, Brownie” rolled up with a “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.”

[Charlie Has Something to Say @chuckspithytake]

@USATODAY This is like a “Heckuva job, Brownie” rolled up with a “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.”

[Charlie Has Something to Say @chuckspithytake]

@AOC This is like a “Heckuva job, Brownie,” rolled up with a “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.”

[Charlie Has Something to Say @chuckspithytake]

Nice! Instead of calling the new variant that will undoubtedly be borne as the virus spreads here the “Texas variant,” we should call it the “Abbott variant.” Watch out, New York and California, Texas is coming for you!

[Texas Tribune @TexasTribune]

.@TwitterMoments: Texas Gov. Greg Abbott rescinds statewide mask mandate

https://t.co/BsDpS7zcil