Chuck Wedin

I might be a lawyer, and used to work for your uncle. But he's only your emotional uncle. I'm your real uncle, and I live at Costco.

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If you hold your retirement ceremony inside the pentagon building, you are an asshole. There are no exceptions to this rule.

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Sourdough bread is so delicious whoever invented it was a genius. And let’s be real we know it was a woman, because no dude would ever be smart enough for that shit.

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I'm sorry but if you write this headline and show a picture of Costco you are getting blocked and reported for fraud.