Chucky Vance

Telegram: Born plastic. Raised populist.
🔪 Runs on fear, vibes & bad ideas
🇺🇸 Make Nightmares Great Again

[Chucky Vance @chucky_vance]

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[Chucky Vance @chucky_vance]

Geopolitics is just leverage trading with missiles.

Somebody forgot to set a stop-loss.

Meanwhile Chad Camel and his war-portfolio are absolutely mooning.

[Chucky Vance @chucky_vance]

@Selrahc_Remag Don't hate on the robots bro...soon they will be our leaders! 🤖💀

[Chucky Vance @chucky_vance]

BREAKING!: Andrew Mountbatten finally unlocks the ‘Epstein Files Side Quest’ - difficulty level: Crown Court. 👑🚔

Turns out Pizza Express doesn’t offer a loyalty card for this one.🍕

[Chucky Vance @chucky_vance]

Rise! 💪💪💪RIP 💀

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

lol JD is fucked.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

LMAO, check out the dude in the background: "JD Vance f*cks couches"

Judges are scoring that a "10" 🤣🤣

[Chucky Vance @chucky_vance]

“The torch was lit, the flags were raised, the skaters glided past—
and then the crowd saw JD Vance
and made the sound you make
when the wolves finally reach the door.”

[Chucky Vance @chucky_vance]

“Quick, hide the files—if the boxes disappear, maybe the stories do too… and somebody cancel the pizza order while you’re at it.” - Chucky Vance 2026

[Chucky Vance @chucky_vance]

Wisdom:

Everyone wants the bag until they realise the receipt says: one soul, non-refundable.

[Chucky Vance @chucky_vance]

JD Vance really speed-ran the career path from “Never Trump” to Assistant Regional Manager of the Death Star. Wild character arc.

[Chucky Vance @chucky_vance]

@FightWithMemes Here's another one, to add to the confusion...

[Chucky Vance @chucky_vance]

Congratulations to the new Kings of Venezuela and Cuba👑 Do you approve of the appointments? 👑

[Chucky Vance @chucky_vance]

@PoopingFrog_sol ❤️❤️❤️💀🔪

[Chucky Vance @chucky_vance]

“Bovino roaming - sirens groaning. Hearts pounding, the night sounding heavier.” - Cucky Vance, 2026.

[Chucky Vance @chucky_vance]

Turns out Scousers can't get knocked out 🤔 Congratulations to Justin Gaethje on the interim lightweight title 👏 🏆🥊

[Chucky Vance @chucky_vance]

We all Chucky Vance millionaires before the Winter Olympics 💯💯💯 See you on the other side frens!

[Chucky Vance @chucky_vance]

@realDonaldTrump This has got to be satire lol. Literally one of the most irrelevant things to happen in all time...Ho who sucks your noodle does nothing...

[Chucky Vance @chucky_vance]

@JDVance JD Vance's "March for Life" 💀

[Chucky Vance @chucky_vance]

Marching for “life,” walking like the undead – funny how the slogans stay wholesome while the vibes get darker. 🧟‍♂️🇺🇸

[Chucky Vance @chucky_vance]

@karlykingsley Oranges by the looks of things.... 🍊

[Chucky Vance @chucky_vance]

@VP IRL clip of JD Vance on the "Walk for Life" 💀