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sweet baby jays

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3 screens and a dream @lukecombs come thru for me babyyyyyyy 🙏🏼🙏🏼

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Get in loser, we’re going crying on the bedroom floor bc the stress of packing is just *a little* too much right now

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Body dysmorphia will rly have you rolling into the gym feeling like an absolute slug and walking out like a whole snack when you know damn well you look the exact same

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My toxic trait is that I think it’ll take me 15 minutes to get dressed for work but only 30 seconds to actually get there

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Having a niece will totally fuck you up man like you’ll be telling random people “her hair fits into a pony now 🥺😍” and their like “do you want a bag for your groceries?”

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Literally exhausted from getting my hair and nails did today. How do the bad bitches do it ????

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finally getting a sushi burrito

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So obsessed with my mattress (sleep country sleep number 4) that I’m considering strapping it to the roof of my ford and driving it across the province in the dead of winter

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Moving is super fun because you spend days packing and doing shit and yet your apartment is messier than ever and you feel like you’ve achieved nothing

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every time I have a mental breakdown my boyfriend gives me a spray tan and puts on modern family and everything is ok again

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I’ve literally met 6 new people in the last 3 days where’s my Nobel peace prize for socialization

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A lady in Louisiana once told me if u eat asparagus before you get drunk u won’t get a hangover

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None of my family wants to call air Canada for me…..? Surrounded by fakes

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Graciously opting out of work tomorrow to save gas amidst this crisis 😌😌😌😌😌😌

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is it too much to ask that everything just be free and easy for me??????

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Not me going casual from FT for better work-life balance and then immediately working myself sick 🤪

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What type of mental illness is laying in a the dark listening to shania Twain off your iPhone speaker ?

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It worked!!! It worked!!!!!

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Not me (not so subliminally) messaging d to get Dairy Queen

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I’ve been laughing at this for 5 min

[ava 🇵🇸 @wownicebuttdude]

babe what’s wrong? you haven’t even touched your shoep