ChuddyofAbuja

[Comrade Abiyos Roni. @AbbaM_Abiyos]

GUESS THE STATE???? 😭🤣🤣

Below is a picture of how a Local Government Chairman planned to construct a flyover in his local street🤔

In Nigeria it’s time to stop appointing/electing people unless they passed Psychiatric tests…….

[ChuddyofAbuja @chuddylion]

@SodiqTade So what happened to okowa? Atiku forgot to give him wave too?🤡

[ChuddyofAbuja @chuddylion]

@Morris_Monye See weytin u use your hand type? Your papa and mama divorce? Mtchew

[Mahdi Shehu @shehu_mahdi]

Insult taken too far. Nigerians taken for a ride and for granted. Can we have an account of all the monies spent on Boko Haram, the foreign aid received, the special grants etc which are likely more than the $1B being wished & yet Borno is still under siege. Break down the $1B

[ChuddyofAbuja @chuddylion]

@HEYBIDEMI Jesu🤣🤣 Bae U finally meet who pass am😹😹😹

[ChuddyofAbuja @chuddylion]

@Omatune @bolatremmy Why are you spreading misinformation? I simple google search would tell you otherwise, at no point did he move to APC. He left LP to ADC with Obi, now NDC.

[Bello Saleh, PhD بيللؤ ساليح۔ @bellosaleh]

If you need proof of how disconnected many #Arewa politicians are from the realities of their own people, consider this:

The governor of insecurity-ravaged and poverty-stricken Kebbi State reportedly bought himself a luxury golf cart to cruise around the grounds of the Government House.

While ordinary people battle hunger, fear, unemployment and banditry, their leaders are busy acquiring toys for comfort and prestige.

#AllahGamuGareka

I could say much more, but I honestly cannot put it better than Mallam Bello Abdullahi did in the piece below:

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From Horseback to Golf Cart: How Kebbi's New Nobility Announced Its Divorce from Reality

By Bello Abdullahi

The Kebbi State Government recently bought an 6-seater luxury golf cart. In a state where children forget the taste of eggs. In a state where roads have become graveyards. In a state where the only thing moving fast is poverty.

But no. Let us not be harsh. Perhaps the cart is for emergency services? No. Perhaps it is for transporting patients? No. Perhaps it is to help the governor visit flooded villages? Don't be silly. It is for leisure. For cruising the Government House environs or even the golf course. While outside the gate, people are cruising from one hunger to another.

This is not governance. This is a sitcom.

Defenders will say: "Every government buys vehicles." True. But not every government buys a toy while their people are dying. There is a difference between a utility vehicle and a luxury cart. The difference is called shame. And shame, in Kebbi, appears to be in short supply.

Politics is not just about spending money. It is about reading the room. And the room is on fire. But the governor is too busy polishing his golf cart to notice.

Let me say it plainly: Feudal politics in Kebbi: comfort at the top, anger at the bottom. That is not a slogan. That is a coroner's report on public trust.

Even medieval kings knew when to hide their gold. When famine came, they wore rags, publicly. Why? Because they understood performative modesty. Our own elite have graduated beyond such peasant concerns. Why pretend to suffer when you can simply stop pretending to care? It is called efficiency. Modern governance.

The golf cart is not the problem. The golf cart is a symptom. The disease is a ruling class that has seceded emotionally from the republic. They no longer feel what the people feel. They no longer want to feel it.

To the hungry citizen, that luxury cart is not a vehicle. It is a slap. A middle finger on wheels. And the message is clear: We are not like you. We will never be like you. And we are tired of pretending.

Luxury at the villa. Suffering in the villages. That is the equation. And the people are solving it every day.

A government can survive incompetence. What it cannot survive is contempt. When the governed realize that their leaders no longer even pretend to understand their pain, the social contract dies. Quietly. Irreversibly.

So enjoy the golf cart, Your Excellency. Enjoy the smooth electric ride around the villa. But remember: outside those gates, the people are watching. And they have long memories.

And when the reckoning comes, as it always does, that 6-seater will not carry you far enough.

Abdullahi, a writer, under the #GaskiyaAlliance platform writes from Kaduna.

[Ayo FBI @PureMinD__]

APC keeps wetting the ground with these ridiculous numbers from their primary elections.

For proper context - their “almighty” Bola Tinubu scored 572,606 in the last Presidential Election in the whole of Lagos.

The reason they are manufacturing these fake numbers from their primaries will become evident in 2027, I hope the opposition parties are seeing the pattern are very ready!

[ChuddyofAbuja @chuddylion]

@vikturino @miizkaphee lol

[ChuddyofAbuja @chuddylion]

@AhmadAbdallahY1 @MikaelCBernard Same strategic plan he’s been making since 1992? Come off it🤣

[Ammar Danazumi @danazumi_ammar]

If you combine his salary for 2-3 years in Madinah with 6-7 years as an administrator in Buhari’s government, it won’t reach up to N100m but Nigga is confidently boasting about donating 95m to party and chartering aircraft. A thief in religious attire!

[ChuddyofAbuja @chuddylion]

@wise_1_official @Morris_Monye Lies. PDP lost the election to APC then, it was court that sacked the APC dude 24hours to his inauguration. Don’t rewrite history with falsehood

[ChuddyofAbuja @chuddylion]

@MECCAMPHETAMINE False.

[ChuddyofAbuja @chuddylion]

@jrnaib2 Can you imagine? It’s now blackmail and false accusations? You should be ashamed of yourself 🤡

[ChuddyofAbuja @chuddylion]

@PaulEazi212 @DJ_TUNEZ You wey no get glory🤡😂😂

[ChuddyofAbuja @chuddylion]

@dreal_prosper @Ade_Dohyeen Do you get? Entitlement over something that isn’t yours? Even left free accommodation to prove a point? People and stupidity 🤦🏾‍♂️

[ChuddyofAbuja @chuddylion]

@Ade_Dohyeen You should be ashamed of yourself. Too entitled for somenthing that isn’t yours. I visited my family house after two years,only to discover that my mum had given out some of my items without even informing me, do you know how enraged I was? He did the right thing, entitlement 🤦🏾‍♂️

[ChuddyofAbuja @chuddylion]

@BashirElRufai Thank you🫂

[Valentine @valcarlofty]

Do you know that the major documents you need to open a Copart or IAA account are your CAC documents and your international passport?

When people hear of Copart and IAA, they think it's a complex process. This thread covers everything.